How a dying regretful man slides into his girls DMS #slideintoyourgirlsdmslike

My take on the grown ass 30 year old men who try and relate to kids about stuff they haven't done in 15+ years

Pt 2 JoeySalads RIGHT?

#IdentityTheftIsNotAJokeJim

I've lost it.

Trying to impress Sarah Grove for her b day with The Artistocats ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Imma eat ya butt (inspired by Kyle Crabbe saying this always) #GodBlessYouGoogleImages

Turtle without a shell

We have a hate / hate relationship

A lil chickadee sketch

Kyle Crabman trying to snap a pic of a guy dressed as a wizard.

Nyctinasty: (botany) a nastic movement, such as the closing of petals, that occurs in response to the alternation of day and night.

A draft prime for dumping.

Here is another one of my signature quirky eye vines to metal #SIKE

Hahaha he was so pissed #FuckYouHeather

Too many I tells ya

#ThirstTrap

My first #thirsttrap

The two parts of my brain every time I have to stop dinking around and go to sleep.

A terrible motivational speaker that just hurts people's feelings

Can't handle any more ironic revines. If it's terrible, let it be terrible somewhere else, and stop making idiots famous.

Why I love my friends. More of the impromptu dance off. Who is the winner??

He's single, ladies #thedanceoff

#ThirstTrap

Would that please you? OMG SHE SHOWED HER BUTT. WHAT FUN. WHAT A JOLLY GOOD SHOW.

Just a little info

Am I doing this #sixsecondmovie thing right? I call this "it's me, not Brittany BITCH"

Troof bomb

(She accidentally took the serum)

Always with the staring. Much creep