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Trying out a new joke:

plug named brandon got me spending too much on gas‼️

i shit like everyone else. i roll my sleeve up to wipe my ass

smoking on that gas no brandon‼️

world of war craft https://t.co/q5f07cHY7G https://t.co/nQGgoRHjAj

To STROWD is to sing tunelessly.

fat quote retweet https://t.co/PcEgshtOn1 https://t.co/0DzFTYzDlv

fat tweet https://t.co/SkGH2ahnNi

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@NeoYokel It shouldn't be this hot, this late, period

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9/11 footwork

It squart piss at me but didn't get me bc I know how to hold it's bitch ass https://t.co/nK10vcbSBo

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:) tiny truck tuesday :) 1960 Mikrus pickup prototype https://t.co/leTnJAIeTS

@github @NeoYokel

RT 🔒 https://t.co/aauBpVGq0I

I Have Attained Omnipresence

sleep paralysis go to hell!!!

PLAYING AROUND WITH THIS?

The shark tank channel uploaded a video that will "Get us Pumped for Pride Month" and it ends with all the sharks lecturing this gay man about his business lol more dislikes than likes too https://t.co/Gx4sz5hrAm

bro why is my cat so photogenic https://t.co/7NS76gfsN6

this is the best AI to exist quite possibly ever https://t.co/pAD6qwsUgC

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How come the mobile app doesn't have the as their top podca….

Word of the Day: SPIRGET (n.) a small hook or peg [1500s]

Carrot

Every time the machine goes down, it's a little adventure as the tech support staff sees me come in like the river ghost in Spirited Away and try to understand what the hell I am. https://t.co/LltLbRWNCO

celebrated father's day by telling him I'm a brony