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Holy shit, this article is wildly inappropriate and should never have been published, especially as the author is apparently married to a Proud Boy. https://t.co/RyvgoOOy0U

Taking the pink eye flight back to LA

I've been informed that this is not the correct term

https://t.co/R8AhKkSDsm

need more klonopin Sos

Ubers at LAX are like $90 rn https://t.co/bqciWj4g43

i looked so cute at my grocery store job https://t.co/u1m3u3213G

@SCJREAL ive had trouble sleeping my entire life and the only things ive found that help are a consistent sleep sound either a specific white noise filtering or a specific like rain video or something, and weighted blankets. the other one is just being physically tired from the day

@SCJREAL ive had trouble sleeping my entire life and the only things ive found that help are a consistent sleep sound either a specific white noise filtering or a specific like rain video or something, and weighted blankets. the other one is just being physically tired from the day

i looked so cute at my grocery store job https://t.co/u1m3u3213G

Ubers at LAX are like $90 rn https://t.co/bqciWj4g43

need more klonopin Sos

https://t.co/R8AhKkSDsm

I've been informed that this is not the correct term

Taking the pink eye flight back to LA

Holy shit, this article is wildly inappropriate and should never have been published, especially as the author is apparently married to a Proud Boy. https://t.co/RyvgoOOy0U

@ashleyiann Don’t worry. Us nurses have already gave them the sandwich. And we know they need the Tylenol. All you have to do is say yes. We will take care of the rest

Just installed my new bidet https://t.co/7pUZAsMUXS

@AnaMardoll Had to google Tylenol because apparently it’s only called that in the US and it’s fucking paracetamol. I was given paracetamol when I had some non-serious stuff as a kid, growing pains, a bad cold, things like that. It’s basic meds you have at home just in case like aspirin

When I text you “🪃” just know what goes around comes back around.

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*2014* me, post surgery: “i feel fine” Dr: “here’s 20 Vicodin just in case” *2022* Me with two missing teeth, blood still coming out of my mouth, a broken arm, broken foot, road rash covering my body: “can I get some pain meds?” ER dr: “take 2 Tylenol every 6 hours” https://t.co/9rCcyvDg4n

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When I text you “🪃” just know what goes around comes back around.

Me laughing in the background https://t.co/TK81VeohXs

Me laughing in the background https://t.co/TK81VeohXs

lol

lol

https://t.co/oUCKEmoArM

https://t.co/oUCKEmoArM