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oh my god. new armored core game. you're not kidding me? your for real bro? say it again. one more time. two more times. oh man

my only frame of reference for Armered Core is that i have a few songs from FreQuency on my playlist lol

this is the absolute funniest thing to ever happen at the game awards holy shit

almost certainly that kid who rushed the stage was doing some weird antisemitic conspiracy shit! I am not going to be making jokes about it. if you are doing so i'm judging you. well bye

tga update: one of my nails just broke this is devastating

tga update: one of my nails just broke this is devastating

I hate it when an evil guy is throwing axes at my back as i walk away i hope i found my witch wife soon so she can protect me with her magical barrier hug and make the axe guy disinagrate https://t.co/v0D5EwLeNY

I got special permission from Things to stream about their latest beta… which adds powerful new Shortcuts actions 🙇🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/5wEWKtMwmt

I got special permission from Things to stream about their latest beta… which adds powerful new Shortcuts actions 🙇🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/5wEWKtMwmt

https://t.co/nLzoyoGxrd

https://t.co/nLzoyoGxrd

In Victorian slang, to say you had ‘got the morbs’ meant that you were feeling temporarily gloomy or melancholic.

It’s always been morbin time https://t.co/tMtdtKdYna

CAMPUS means ‘field’ in Latin. As well as surviving in English today as the name of a university’s grounds, the same root has also given us the words CAMP, CAMPAIGN, CHAMPION, CHAMPAGNE, and SCAMPER (which literally means ‘flee the field’).

I knew most of these, but didn't know the origin of 'scamper'! https://t.co/2Tn3TUVQ6u

cigarettes should throb when u smoke them

Acab includes bartenders that cut me off

the future of internet communications is white dudes paying random black dudes $5 on patreon to react to white rappers.......

dudes getting paid to say, "this Creed song is fire actually" .........

@simonbs $9,999 tip jar option please

YO I SUDDENLY THINK RUNESTONE IS TOO CHEAP https://t.co/lM2mVDQes2

we are having a strip club company party in january at our sister club and we had to post in the fb event if we were bringing someone so i wrote “probably bringing a person if he lasts that long”

YES – Apple is launching a karaoke mode for Apple Music called 'Sing'. I've always wanted this in a music streaming service, and Apple Music has the best real-time lyrics experience of all. I absolutely cannot wait for this. 😍 https://t.co/Td4aq4VPFQ https://t.co/IQF6KaByv5

It’s always been morbin time https://t.co/tMtdtKdYna

In Victorian slang, to say you had ‘got the morbs’ meant that you were feeling temporarily gloomy or melancholic.

@simonbs $9,999 tip jar option please

YO I SUDDENLY THINK RUNESTONE IS TOO CHEAP https://t.co/lM2mVDQes2

YES – Apple is launching a karaoke mode for Apple Music called 'Sing'. I've always wanted this in a music streaming service, and Apple Music has the best real-time lyrics experience of all. I absolutely cannot wait for this. 😍 https://t.co/Td4aq4VPFQ https://t.co/IQF6KaByv5

Another day in paradise..

my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR