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3 fatalities in Blockbuster after trying to drift on black ice in my '98 Saturn

ALERT THE GUARDS! https://t.co/boFo0PLBtx

And three days in Mississippi are done. It felt like 2 weeks. ✅ https://t.co/5B6rp5PCQm

@NeoYokel https://t.co/dkWl2SK7f9

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Studying to play a video game... Somehow I both never knew and always knew that my life would turn out like this

I've been on this kick for like 3 days straight where I don't actually want to play Dwarf Fortress I just really want to hear people talk about it

Did you know the BBS Documentary site had a massive collection of BBS software I'd collected, that was a bit of a mess? @f15sim did, and for the last year has been doing the long-awaited cleanup. The result is now here: https://t.co/NCSNIz0HCF

No I do NOT want to see someone blankly stare at a meme as a short video clip I just want IMAGES

The Instagram explore feed is an international crime

shit me on the phone

I ask simple and dumb questions because I like to talk with others. Yes I could look up the info but I don't wanna

When your DAW freezes up your entire PC 😍

Like, bro, you're TWEETING IN ENGLISH

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i wanna eat molten salt

happy Christmas eve everyone!! looking forward to receiving beautifully wrapped and thoughtful gifts from each and every one of my followers tomorrow.

Love Actually (2003) is the #8 film at the Australian box office this week https://t.co/FdAP0HQ7SO

remember that time i accidentally googled “how to buy an ied” instead of “how to buy an aed”

Captain Nemo - Thomas Lee https://t.co/sorBwV1zs4

Fucking jumped out of bed because something sounded exactly like mouse clicking and i thought someone was in my house. and going through my computer instead of idk looking for valuables for some reason. The 'Noia Dies Hard

was rewatching episodes of room raiders last night and a dude had a confederate flag with a native american on it in his room. he said “it’s my heritage. i’m indian and southern.”

My twitter timeline on desktop just literally exploded like baking soda and vinegar in a baby food jar this fine morning, as it began shoving all sorts of crapstick tweets into my timeline because a random person I'm following "liked" or "follows" the tweet account. https://t.co/kOdRG85wy4

My twitter timeline on desktop just literally exploded like baking soda and vinegar in a baby food jar this fine morning, as it began shoving all sorts of crapstick tweets into my timeline because a random person I'm following "liked" or "follows" the tweet account. https://t.co/kOdRG85wy4

This picture is so deep. Sadly, I think only a small percent of people will be able to understand it. https://t.co/FecgGISBTG

Twitter is definitely fixing an ad to the top of the feed now. It’s always there. https://t.co/oqPNMM06zo

Twitter is definitely fixing an ad to the top of the feed now. It’s always there. https://t.co/oqPNMM06zo

the view data for tweets is not aggregate in the raw API call. you can see a full list of everyone who has viewed any tweet lmao

i want one of these https://t.co/yy1QPwLBwQ

Me, showing the cashier my 0% off coupon