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@NeoYokel you assume that twitter employees know what they are doing

they’re so crazy! love them! @fraxiommusic https://t.co/fvJU6QHQtM

This the type of content my dad would share and ask “hello my lovely son, should we buy usb C ? looking forward to your advice” https://t.co/trn5q2fFdI

Could honestly really picture him reading this rn…very heart warming

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something very LGBT just happened https://t.co/KR5695Hl1W

Superman keeps asking me about the Armenian genocide but I’m not sure what answer he wants

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I hate getting stabbed with a knife or shot with a gun those are two of my biggest weaknesses besides getting poisoned

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i'm still thinking about this one it's seriously so good https://t.co/yFUrnyo9os

this is genuinely one of the worst films i've ever seen https://t.co/dLuX7FLIqN

This should be the only legal computer. https://t.co/j2HFW1I3rM

car detailing videos are so fun to watch

Looking at the street view and giggling a lot

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Want to visit Okunoshima some day

Good morning! https://t.co/eVTqmOUvga

tonight is just me and lex sharing stories it’s a good night on Twitter

my boss at Home Depot was an ex marine who was like 5”2 and had an m4 tattoo on his arm and slicked his hair with puddle water and said he killed guys

i used to live near the biggest fife and drum muster in I think the entire us. I guess I could say I like dungeon synth now cause every year I’d just hear loud piping through the trees for days. that shit sounded awful

this one time I was hanging out in the woods and the town selectman just showed up. just walked out through the trees. And he was like “hey Sam you like music. Have you heard that song that goes ‘everybody needs a bosom for a pillow’” and then he just kept singing the whole song

one other time my Uber driver was this wizard looking guy who was like “yeah I knew the guy from uh. that band Woozy.” and he meant weezer. And I was like “no you didn’t” and he was like “yeah I did he was in a hair metal band” and he showed me the pictures

one time I got into an Uber and my driver was a butch woman with the bright pink spikey hair and shit. and “you give love a bad name” came on the radio and she was like “do you mind if I sing along” and she turned it up all the way and rolled the windows down and shjit

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twitter did some weird shit so click this link and hail satan I guess: https://t.co/fRbwxyXdYN https://t.co/fRbwxyXdYN https://t.co/xUPro17pyI

wait... they got VIDEO games now??

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