Why even put politics in ya bio. Cretin.— Tevin (@YourBudTevin) July 28, 2017

In a moment, the way you sleep will change forever. pic.twitter.com/mBmDRPcVet— Tuft & Needle (@TuftandNeedle) September 13, 2016

On the plus side, @NewYorker finally had an article that got more traffic than Borowitz.— Dave Pell (@davepell) July 28, 2017

The Bollinger B1 is an all-electric sport truck built for (and in) the great outdoors https://t.co/lCI8lf6o3d pic.twitter.com/iiSTbyKiaj— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1) July 27, 2017

I always laugh when I remember Yahoo bought Tumblr for 1.1 billion dollars— potad (@VinePotato) July 27, 2017

Twitter is the White House Slack channel.— ryan teague beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) July 27, 2017

We are all made of stars: half our bodies' atoms 'formed beyond the Milky Way' https://t.co/0lPMhzxGBc— The Guardian (@guardian) July 27, 2017

Have you heard of this new tech called cookbooks?— Ben "TEAM IRL" Popper (@benpopper) July 27, 2017

In other news... if you haven't got my last album, "No Love Boulevard" here's your chance... Hit the link in my twitter bio now!— Z-RO (@ZROMOCITYDON) July 27, 2017

i got new contacts !! pic.twitter.com/HsP1cRzTLz— cae (@cae_fineart) July 27, 2017