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Magic Realism Bot on Twitter
A scarecrow whispers to a gas station attendant: "I feel so apologetic."β Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) August 10, 2017
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jab frost π MAGFest on Twitter
Instead of kicking ppl from your discord server we now have the punch feature where an employee will personally punch the user in the face.β jab frost π MAGFest (@jab50yen) August 10, 2017
Shannon Clermont on Twitter
Having such good company with someone , you don't even check your phoneβ Shannon Clermont (@ShannonJessie) August 10, 2017
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samantha π¦· on Twitter
Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUOβ samantha π¦· (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
samantha π¦· on Twitter
Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUOβ samantha π¦· (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
samantha π¦· on Twitter
dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjlβ samantha π¦· (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
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samantha π¦· on Twitter
dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjlβ samantha π¦· (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
samantha π¦· on Twitter
The Dixie Chicks are back but this time they're fucking PISSEDβ samantha π¦· (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
gary from teen mom on Twitter
ppl that get mad on twitter always got a bible quote in their bio and are holding a fish in their pic LMFAOOOOβ gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 10, 2017
yuuko from nichijou on Twitter
here it is. the most amazing scene in television history. this was written, filmed, edited and broadcast on actual televison. pic.twitter.com/Jm3wFazZXoβ yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff) August 8, 2017
Haggard Hawks π¦
on Twitter
βA COCK-OF-THE-COMPANY is a man who associates with unpleasant people just so he can act as their leader.
(Dict of the Vulgar Tongue, 1785)β
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CP on Twitter
Go to church. Open doors. Say yes sir. Respect elders. Babies come after marriage. There are only 2 genders. Guys marry girls. Love & pray.β CP (@CalebPrice1) August 3, 2017
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nina ebooks on Twitter
My name is nina online and i'm heere to say / i'm boutta barf my ass in a good way.β nina ebooks (@Nina_ebook) August 9, 2017
Ammnontet! on Twitter
these are poetic pic.twitter.com/zMzD82rmmAβ Ammnontet! (@ammnontet) August 10, 2017