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FP2 for the #6HMonza is underway. ⏱ Live timing: https://t.co/sA1ksvJQRU #AstonMartin #FIAWEC https://t.co/CnTXwaiYAA

*gets DMs from multiple people about it anyway*

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@NeoYokel HECKIN' JEREMY CLARKSON??????? THIS IS SO GOOD

@NeoYokel Hell YEAH it is I watched that before I even got into 24 and it prepared me pretty well. I love both shows. It was also my first exposure to Kal Penn. Watching Harold & Kumar after that was... Nothing short of pure magic.

Haven't watched enough Kiefer Sutherland media recently

Drank the last regular Coors I had and feeling somewhat better...

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people that have a picture of themselves as their icon on steam are built different

Feeling for all of the current and former Twitter employees who were affected when the deal started. Lives upended by a circus.

the CERN portal is causing all of the weird shit happening lately..

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In my photo log... https://t.co/up8dwgsJFL

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I love it when every 6 mo or so the whole world discovers Delaware again

Guess what https://t.co/IqmGZBi25s

I just https://t.co/RCFmqRej2u

@NeoYokel I used to be obsessed with him too... Why? God knows...

I am so sick of Twitter and Youtube both showing me a bunch of abortion testimonials.

I shouldn't have ever watched that gosh darn T-pain documentary.............

@NeoYokel PLEASEEE I WANT IVY GITHUB

@NeoYokel need David Blue at an ivy rave

If the folks at @Twitter wanted to be really petty they should suspend EM’s account till he pays

a girl and her omnichord https://t.co/TYmBmnCZxM

i used to work with a girl who always misgendered my coworkers husband and as payback id misgender her back in front of other people

BF THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS “DOUG THE BOUNTY HUNTER” https://t.co/ixee8DHpRd

incredible https://t.co/dXyaiPMHgg

> best item on mcdonalds menu? double cheeseburger, no question, a nice little snack.

Our new party is a running theme.