Clown Pussy Nexus— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) September 3, 2017

I'm going to need a little more on the backstory here please. pic.twitter.com/2K7vCyoUEA— All Berets Matter (@AllBeretsMatter) September 2, 2017

Understimulated on family vacation, I wish I had a baby— emily worb (@worbeo) September 3, 2017

The Land Before Time is fucking 1 hour 8 minutes long, LMAO— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) September 3, 2017

i think i must be hormonal bc i read an article abt a tribute album made for a musician's 50th bday & i almost started crying— bitch pileggi (@microwavetofu) September 3, 2017

how does one..... make friends in college? a Big Question— bitch pileggi (@microwavetofu) September 2, 2017

What if Stonehenge just said "Send Nudes"— ©𝑱𝑶𝒀𝑪𝑬 (@JEAUYCE) September 3, 2017

when i die pls write “anonymous Iot shitposter” on my gravestone— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) September 2, 2017

wow what a niche— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) September 2, 2017

Heartbreaking: Strongman Gets Locked In An Empty Room With No Heavy Things To Lift pic.twitter.com/uWPDARAqLe— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 2, 2017