Me: I would like one lunch pleaseWaitress: I don't know what you're referring toMe: let me repeat myself. I would like one lunch please— ryan dell (@ryandeel) September 4, 2017

E755.2.2 Souls in chains in hell.— Mythology Bot (@MythologyBot) September 4, 2017

Not to toot my own horn but this finale feels a lot like Twin Peaks: The Final Adventure— ryan dell (@ryandeel) September 4, 2017

The losing screen of the game Balance of Power is stuck in my head recently. pic.twitter.com/MTydbiuOjE— foone (@Foone) September 3, 2017

Fellas, Is existence just a series of stimuli that is rendered pointless by the vastness of the universe or is it gay to drink water— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) September 4, 2017

You fall in love with a cyborg.— abolish the police (@dreamhaver) September 3, 2017

Daily reminder Lil B's curse has 100% effective rate— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) September 3, 2017

Do #kakapo play cards? Playing cards are important piece of kit to keep feathers at bay! #fieldwork #conservation pic.twitter.com/qw6amdokQL— Dr Andrew Digby (@takapodigs) September 3, 2017

Free Garfield Shirts Serbia— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) September 3, 2017

Clown Pussy Mystery— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) September 3, 2017

Clown Pussy Disaster.— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) September 3, 2017

I'm going to need a little more on the backstory here please. pic.twitter.com/2K7vCyoUEA— All Berets Matter (@AllBeretsMatter) September 2, 2017

Feel like my life would be easier if San Francisco was more like New York.— Chenoe Hart (@chenoehart) September 3, 2017