We all agree minimalism and perfection are morally wrong and I've been sick looking at these rectangles so I freehanded some better ones in MS Paint. thank god https://t.co/5eTF29hQsu

should i make it real https://t.co/ozgSY6SO7i

@NeoYokel @ConanOBrien @joshuatopolsky @jimmyfallon I’m still game.

@NeoYokel @ConanOBrien @joshuatopolsky @jimmyfallon I’m still game.

@NeoYokel this tweet is crazy

@NeoYokel this tweet is crazy

is that fucking windows xp with a skin https://t.co/oKvfuV6LSL

https://t.co/EhabP0AfQU

The #iconic #SAAB 92 from 1948 Most of its designers didn't have a #driving licence & couldn't drive #1940s https://t.co/JOArfxHFOx

pretending to eat my cats feet making him so angry he slaps a claw into my open wet eyeball

I got my first job interview after like 4 months of applications but it's at a fucking grocery store, it's Aldi though and the commute would be easy. Ugh

I specifically do not want to work fucking retail again but I desperately need money. Pain in the ass. Of course I finally get a bite when I lower my standards, oh well. may as well treat it as a staunching measure.

I feel so fucking old watching Casino Royale, it predates smartphones so Bond has a shite Sony Ericsson phone https://t.co/UNECxUn6pA

The Sony product placement is so over the top https://t.co/Cr1rxrD88i

Beautiful haircut mister Bond https://t.co/ruPjlwUVhw

is that fucking windows xp with a skin https://t.co/oKvfuV6LSL

Beautiful haircut mister Bond https://t.co/ruPjlwUVhw

The Sony product placement is so over the top https://t.co/Cr1rxrD88i

I feel so fucking old watching Casino Royale, it predates smartphones so Bond has a shite Sony Ericsson phone https://t.co/UNECxUn6pA

I specifically do not want to work fucking retail again but I desperately need money. Pain in the ass. Of course I finally get a bite when I lower my standards, oh well. may as well treat it as a staunching measure.

I got my first job interview after like 4 months of applications but it's at a fucking grocery store, it's Aldi though and the commute would be easy. Ugh

pretending to eat my cats feet making him so angry he slaps a claw into my open wet eyeball

The #iconic #SAAB 92 from 1948 Most of its designers didn't have a #driving licence & couldn't drive #1940s https://t.co/JOArfxHFOx

https://t.co/EhabP0AfQU

📌Hey everyone📌 I'm Jab and I work on videos, films, festivals and social media for a living. Check out our music festival @funnierrave and my podcast @DualLayerPod and my YouTube channel. Feel free to DM me if you ever wanna collaborate! https://t.co/El26tkkiJ5

my brother saying he’s gonna kill himself by eating the couch

sighing so loud the whole bar looks at me

Pleased to see my hometown mentioned in the pages of the New Yorker magazine this week* *in conjunction w a horrific spate of murders

Whiteboard-chan today. https://t.co/ME9IW3NXKQ https://t.co/LSoi2pVW8b

created a bumble account; interesting to see people who told me “oh I’m not really looking for anything right now,” having recently updated profiles 🙄 how about some honesty - it’s not that hard to say “I’m not interested in you” 🪦