A I clearly mangled the headline for this little experiment!

Going down the verified tab in my notifications https://t.co/Xyv3UOFhxB

Final season of Seinfeld absolutely sucks

if i met Toad from Mario i would scream my ass off

I never understood buying lego sets of certain objects and like, putting them together according to the directions. I was always a freeform lego kid. Just give me a bunch of pieces and I wanna see what happens when I start sticking em together

No more games 2023 if u piss me off im gonna eat a Nature Valley bar in your bed

Is it a land speed record car? https://t.co/anIsQhNuzD

Head-to-head. Glory on the line. The #DuelInTheDesert starts here. #AstonMartin #8HBahrain | @FIAWEC https://t.co/8JLjkLOfCP

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verified treachery https://t.co/7dgOntLBaD

My new Mastodon app ‘Mammoth’ is now ready to beta test. If you’ve found that all the Mastodon apps out there currently haven’t been great, you’re in luck. 😏 https://t.co/bt2SZOMBl3 https://t.co/dm26nIeRpe

“I’m gonna cum” Okay so?

The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.

It took me less than 25 minutes to set up a fake anonymous Apple ID using a VPN and disposable email, attach a masked debit card to it (with the address being Twitter's HQ), and get a verified account for a prominent figure. Just think what a nation-state or bad actor could do...

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This feels scummy but I ain't getting my tweets suppressed tf

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This feels scummy but I ain't getting my tweets suppressed tf

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Already working on Apple Frames 3.1 and here's a small preview of a new feature I'm calling "input macros' 😎 https://t.co/ggG9oDPGY0

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SEO MBA office hours happening at 10.30am ET / 3.30pm UK time https://t.co/Si12N6ecpw

Recently found out a method to open an iOS Calendar Event via URL scheme. The scheme is: x-apple-calevent://{calendarUUID}/{eventUUID} This will open the calendar event directly similar to when you tap an event in the native Calendar widget.

SEO MBA office hours happening at 10.30am ET / 3.30pm UK time https://t.co/Si12N6ecpw

Recently found out a method to open an iOS Calendar Event via URL scheme. The scheme is: x-apple-calevent://{calendarUUID}/{eventUUID} This will open the calendar event directly similar to when you tap an event in the native Calendar widget.

To REMORD is to remember something with a feeling of regret or remorse.

To REMORD is to remember something with a feeling of regret or remorse.

this has remained a fact https://t.co/XYQqCCllt9

Wearing my cock cage out to go #vote