This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/lghQb2BBVM

We smoke a Marb in his name because for us he would do the same

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woke up from a dream in which my primary school was hosting onsite interviews for google and all my primary school friends (and me) were just standing in a queue that twisted and filled the whole corridor and i failed the "design a hat" non-technical test

msdos_Prime_Time_1988 https://t.co/Fi3WxtRRh1

If you sample audio from ogg files you are valid

If you use pixel smoothing when emulating video games you are valid

Imma just start calling things valid even if they irritate me

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@NeoYokel you could say it will...stay in drafts

@NeoYokel Bruh we are like 15 years too late. They took the hard fork in the road while cackling manically on that one

@NeoYokel This is the best resource: https://t.co/EVOq9shyLn

IM BITCH https://t.co/fU7n335nkC

Web3 this and web3 that. What time is garbage.

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If iOS 16 doesn’t fix all these voice message bugs I would like to formally apply to join the iMessage team pro bono for a couple of months https://t.co/ZSqdkrrK35

if i ever go missing @NeoYokel has access to my phone location btw lol

It's time to @joinmastodon https://t.co/ZjzQT0eGPn

If Apple were to make a brand new Reminders API for developers, what should they support? Here's what I came up with: - Native subtasks - Rich links - Attachments - Native tags - Assigning reminders to other users What am I missing?

Did you see that strange tree in the road? That may explain why fewer people are visiting the RUINS OF ALPH.

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Sorry not sorry but I did it better than Corey LaJoie did, and I'm better looking to boot. https://t.co/DYEULVu40S

omg 4:20 pm on 4/20

msdos_ANDRAC_shareware https://t.co/bzdHL8k92V

i was just reading abt a blender https://t.co/o0fOmmAG1N

got a B2B set with @vcrslot featuring new material that we're excited to premiere!!! Come thru! https://t.co/uUJ0Mbir0Y

Hi🌟 https://t.co/LjKORSXccC

The world has many roads, side streets, shortcuts! I just want the road God wants for me.

I’m working on a project with a New York-based academic and im@hoping that someone can identify and date this car? Photo was taken in the States. https://t.co/zOysJ0Ymcq