ugh furries suck, how dare they know how to make friends and have fun on the internet, why can't they be miserable like me, the humble gamer— Von (@snarkfriend) August 3, 2017

Blowing out the candles on your cake increases bacteria on the cake by 1400%— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) August 3, 2017

Sometimes I get too passionate about YTP and YTPMV without realizing it in front of my non-YTPMV friends lmao— jab frost 🔜 MAGFest (@jab50yen) August 3, 2017

Google stays doing the most. pic.twitter.com/raYOB7f6Hp— EricaJoy (@EricaJoy) August 3, 2017

One of the musical guests at magfest is just called 'Stupid Idiot' and it sets me off in a laughing attack every time I see their name— jab frost 🔜 MAGFest (@jab50yen) August 3, 2017

future has two emotions:-no emotion, like the default state on a character creator-happyand he looks outrageously handsome with both— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 3, 2017

aw man— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) August 3, 2017

deeply importnat. to me. https://t.co/r3Y6rrsY72— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 3, 2017

Fuck yaself— Dietzzz (@hannah_dietzel) August 3, 2017

pic.twitter.com/i1TP18pzXx— Ben Stokes (@BennyBeats111) August 3, 2017

me when i come to fucking GET you pic.twitter.com/ZkUUPUutGT— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 3, 2017

Fell a tree with my bare hands— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) August 3, 2017

me when i come to fucking GET you pic.twitter.com/ZkUUPUutGT— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 3, 2017

.@freakmommy pic.twitter.com/n1YARagALR— One Million Pounds of Rat Meat Sold in America (@79hfg3n3948rhf0) August 3, 2017

FINALLY back on Twitter, and finally have a phone again!— Dietzzz (@hannah_dietzel) August 3, 2017

Oh yeah it was such a moment— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) August 3, 2017

I didn't speak English when I immigrated to the United States. Now, I get paid to write in it. Just saying.— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) August 2, 2017