Blame the literary bartenders https://t.co/bKq6PDL45g— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) August 10, 2017

They are invisible to the naked eye except when magnified by the curvature of a martini glass 🍸— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) August 10, 2017

Also known as the Vesper (from Casino Royale).

おはよう pic.twitter.com/2sub94PhXO— アキバ (@AKBDQN) August 10, 2017

A scarecrow whispers to a gas station attendant: "I feel so apologetic."— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) August 10, 2017

Instead of kicking ppl from your discord server we now have the punch feature where an employee will personally punch the user in the face.— jab frost 🔜 MAGFest (@jab50yen) August 10, 2017

Having such good company with someone , you don't even check your phone— Shannon Clermont (@ShannonJessie) August 10, 2017

Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUO— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUO— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjl— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjl— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

The Dixie Chicks are back but this time they're fucking PISSED— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

ppl that get mad on twitter always got a bible quote in their bio and are holding a fish in their pic LMFAOOOO— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 10, 2017

here it is. the most amazing scene in television history. this was written, filmed, edited and broadcast on actual televison. pic.twitter.com/Jm3wFazZXo— yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff) August 8, 2017

“A COCK-OF-THE-COMPANY is a man who associates with unpleasant people just so he can act as their leader. (Dict of the Vulgar Tongue, 1785)”

Go to church. Open doors. Say yes sir. Respect elders. Babies come after marriage. There are only 2 genders. Guys marry girls. Love & pray.— CP (@CalebPrice1) August 3, 2017