Blame the literary bartenders https://t.co/bKq6PDL45g— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) August 10, 2017

They are invisible to the naked eye except when magnified by the curvature of a martini glass 🍸— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) August 10, 2017

Also known as the Vesper (from Casino Royale).

おはよう pic.twitter.com/2sub94PhXO— アキバ (@AKBDQN) August 10, 2017

A scarecrow whispers to a gas station attendant: "I feel so apologetic."— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) August 10, 2017

Instead of kicking ppl from your discord server we now have the punch feature where an employee will personally punch the user in the face.— jab frost 🔜 MAGFest (@jab50yen) August 10, 2017

Having such good company with someone , you don't even check your phone— Shannon Clermont (@ShannonJessie) August 10, 2017

Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUO— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUO— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjl— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjl— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

The Dixie Chicks are back but this time they're fucking PISSED— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017

ppl that get mad on twitter always got a bible quote in their bio and are holding a fish in their pic LMFAOOOO— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 10, 2017

here it is. the most amazing scene in television history. this was written, filmed, edited and broadcast on actual televison. pic.twitter.com/Jm3wFazZXo— yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff) August 8, 2017

“A COCK-OF-THE-COMPANY is a man who associates with unpleasant people just so he can act as their leader. (Dict of the Vulgar Tongue, 1785)”