“@FickleCrux "ALEXA, BLOOD CHECK" *Alexa pulls out blood plucker, gets sample* "Alek, your blood is clean. You have high cholesterol. I'm prescribing-"”

honk?!— Free Jazz (@notalekmichael) October 24, 2017

Stop!!! pic.twitter.com/G6ES5Iijgz— Stephanie 光 (@stephaniehikaru) October 22, 2017

I don’t want to worry you Dave, but there’s someone on the roof— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) October 24, 2017

Stop!!! pic.twitter.com/G6ES5Iijgz— Stephanie 光 (@stephaniehikaru) October 22, 2017

butt limos— buttbott (@butt_things) October 24, 2017

⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⣤⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠜⢾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠃⠄⠀⠀⠈⠀⠉⠉⠑⠀⠀⠠⢈⣆⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣷⠃⢵⠐⠰⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢟⣽⣆⠀⢃⠰⣾⣶⣤⡼⢳⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⠞⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠁— Justice (@BasedAniki) October 23, 2017

Possible Game-Changer: ESPN Has Been Cryptically Advertising An Event It’s Calling ‘Horse Eruption’ All Week https://t.co/gjoY3hE2yG pic.twitter.com/cf76MMnavn— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 23, 2017

“Possible Game-Changer: ESPN Has Been Cryptically Advertising An Event It’s Calling ‘Horse Eruption’ All Week https://t.co/gjoY3hE2yG”

@FickleCrux https://t.co/Z8I20TeYgj— アキバ (@AKBDQN) October 23, 2017

1989 RX7 Convertible (san jose downtown) $1750 - https://t.co/eeVzia14Jz pic.twitter.com/21U6trEf3h— Drift Rats (@DriftRats) October 23, 2017

she look cool— amelia bedelia stan account (@CIoveHitch) October 23, 2017

oh nooooo 😭😭😭— アキバ (@AKBDQN) October 22, 2017

KILL ME. pic.twitter.com/NDIlezlcdM— David Blue ※ (𝙶 𝚄 𝚁 𝚄 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴) (@NeoYokel) October 22, 2017

KILL ME. pic.twitter.com/NDIlezlcdM— David Blue ※ (𝙶 𝚄 𝚁 𝚄 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴) (@NeoYokel) October 22, 2017

this is bad and I am upset and getting drunk but the whole world knows I will never abandon my dearest nevermore. (ŌŌ(xxxÍxxx)ŌŌ)— David Blue ※ (𝙶 𝚄 𝚁 𝚄 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴) (@NeoYokel) October 22, 2017

judge: any last words ?me: :'-)judge: OwOme: dies— bitch pileggi (@microwavetofu) October 21, 2017

To GOLLOP is to eat or swallow hastily.— Haggard Hawks 🦅 (@HaggardHawks) October 21, 2017

dont sit in ur own spit !— Irish (@ciara_isobel) October 21, 2017