my coworker who told me libertarianism is the only ideal system has spent two hours trying to get his naruto background to scale in mspaint— Moth Hiss Gristle (@spookperson) September 20, 2017
i started thinking about the world ending (even tho it's not going to happen)... i don't want to miss my concerts...— bitch pileggi (@microwavetofu) September 20, 2017
.@seanspicer borrows @melissamccarthy's podium for a surprise appearance at the #Emmys pic.twitter.com/xGOezHygVa— Variety (@Variety) September 18, 2017