No funny business? ONLY funny business.— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) June 12, 2017

This week: A story about a polygraph operator and his strange journey, from the podcast @loveandradio. https://t.co/jI9tEzVa2s— This American Life (@ThisAmerLife) June 12, 2017

Ive been cleaning it up bit by bit when i have down time at work for a while now. Relaxing to revisit some lost moments, feel "productive"— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) June 12, 2017

A polygraph operator and his strange journey.

“@FickleCrux Ive been cleaning it up bit by bit when i have down time at work for a while now. Relaxing to revisit some lost moments, feel "productive"”

You deserve sweetness in your life💛I want you to have a sweet life💛🌈— jeffrey marsh (@thejeffreymarsh) June 12, 2017

Reminder: For online accounts with personal questions for security (1st pet, etc) don't use easily guessable answers. It's OK to make it up.— DuckDuckGo (@DuckDuckGo) June 12, 2017

Cleaning up my old email is akin to deleting memories forever— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) June 12, 2017

Memory is transient anyways. Just weird like "huh, guess im never gonna think abt this again" *delete*— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) June 12, 2017

Today's @CJR: One of the century's most famous leakers in the spotlight. Chelsea Manning in @nytimes, @ABC, & more https://t.co/mEKHeeJKWq pic.twitter.com/dQS9FNjKuW— Pete Vernon (@byPeteVernon) June 12, 2017

Newly released from prison, one of the century's most famous leakers is in the spotlight.

“Today's @CJR: One of the century's most famous leakers in the spotlight. Chelsea Manning in @nytimes, @ABC, & more https://t.co/mEKHeeJKWq”

KoranTube pic.twitter.com/zJfVJdH6us— Tube (@wordtubebot) June 12, 2017

KoranTube pic.twitter.com/zJfVJdH6us— Tube (@wordtubebot) June 12, 2017

1 like = 1 like. Dont worry yall, not here to fill your timeline up with shit you dont care about— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) June 12, 2017

I witnessed the most brutal death metal scream of 2012— Tony نعیم (@StrengthBuild) June 12, 2017

hello this is ur daily reminder that all religion is evil— buttress (@cockspit) June 12, 2017

A press conference ends, doors open as thousands of journalists rush to Twitter to post their memes.— Steven Messner (@stevenmessner) June 12, 2017

*takes a bite out of a bar of soap, continues on as if it were normal*— jaymz (@ohgodhowdothis) June 12, 2017

If I had to describe modern life in one screenshot it would be this pic.twitter.com/gtmqx6Kf6E— Santa Is A CIA Asset (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2017

remember num lock— Natt การุณรังษีวงศ์ (@nattgarun) June 12, 2017

If I had to describe modern life in one screenshot it would be this pic.twitter.com/gtmqx6Kf6E— Santa Is A CIA Asset (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2017

mom just now: "there should be an opening scene to a james bond movie where he chases a dirty evil twink through a parade"— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) June 11, 2017