“😒 unamused + 🤗 hugging =”

“😒 unamused + 🤗 hugging =”

“@NeoYokel @couchpawg oh my god imagine you get a text from jeff bezos saying "i will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon"”

“Evil face looming over Las Vegas”

“thinking about when tiger words cheating texts got leaked”

“zoom in and the first you see is your main character trait”

“@NeoYokel Too scared to click through sorry”

“Evil face looming over Las Vegas”

“@NeoYokel @couchpawg what.....pls tell me about this”

“my most popular tweet and i fucking wrote tiger words instead of tiger woods https://t.co/wdJkk9JpSV”

“holding hands

“This is big! For the first time ever, you will now be able to run Android Apps on your #Windows11 PC courtesy of an all new Store. #MicrosoftEvent”

“This is big! For the first time ever, you will now be able to run Android Apps on your #Windows11 PC courtesy of an all new Store. #MicrosoftEvent”

“put microsoft bob on game pass”

“🚨New @TwitterSpaces Event Alert 🚨 TODAY 5PM EST #TwitterSmarter 🔴 Recorded “After” Chat hosted by @MadalynSklar Special Guest : @justguilda Topic : Building a Strong Social Media Presence #TwitterSpacesTips #TwitterSpaces Set Reminder 👇🏽 https://t.co/WVJH59NuMB”

“LMAOOO y'all i just passed a kid who hit a deer and it was still alive so I pulled over to figure out who to call to put it down and when I was driving back I pulled up RIGHT as the sheriff shot it with a rifle 😭😭”

“at the bar talking to the girls finding out i m iron deficient”

“🧵 I read through Apple’s anti-sideloading document, and (unsurprisingly) I have some thoughts. It’s clear Apple’s very concerned w/ antitrust legislation, as this document is effectively just a scare-tactic predicated on some misleading information https://t.co/ObgbMqBceb (1/10)”

“😷 med-mask + 👹 ogre =”

“a contextless snapshot of my day https://t.co/O6oxWCxcwQ”

“MY LATEST PIECE IS ALL ABOUT.”

“😷 med-mask + 👹 ogre =”

“Area Man Installs AC Unit the “Wrong” Way; Local Temps Drop 20 Degrees: “Why didn’t we think of this?” Experts Applaud”

“oh uh you're having alot of sex? that's cool i'm laying alone reading a screenshot lp of higurashi in tyool 2021 so, i think um i'm the cool one here....”

“I Have No Submarine and I Must Hide (1996) angler at auction (uncredited)”

“a contextless snapshot of my day https://t.co/O6oxWCxcwQ”

“Scrotum? I hardly knew 'um!”

“managed to make a shortcut that applies one of my custom filters to a photos selection, favorites, and then gives me the edited raw in the share sheet in less than 270 seconds… and I’m an idiot! https://t.co/1TMHhmWZfC”