“Making sure all my followers know about this program. We only have 53 more days left to make sure we purchase 324,999 bottles of Listerine”

“Making sure all my followers know about this program. We only have 53 more days left to make sure we purchase 324,999 bottles of Listerine”

“hugh as fuck at red lobster”

“@jsngr As @jmspool writes, ‘Users Don’t Hate Change. They Hate Our Design Choices. Give Users Control Over Design Changes’”

“Safari in iOS 15 has come to this”

“Safari in iOS 15 has come to this”

“wat up”

“guess what songs have the exact same bpm and key Lol https://t.co/SR5vAlX98h”

“wat up”

“This has just arrived. Looks like there is one copy left at bargain price. Warning: no pictures! 😉 https://t.co/g8wQj1uRIt”

“guess what songs have the exact same bpm and key Lol https://t.co/SR5vAlX98h”

“Microsoft's new Windows 11 app store is already more useful after just a week. Apps like OBS Studio, Zoom, Canva, WinZip, and Adobe Acrobat Reader have all arrived, which shows early promise for this finally being a useful Windows store. Details: https://t.co/DvakvFCjJ2”

“i stop all the fireworks mid-air like im magneto or some shit and just send them back down to explode”

“@NeoYokel it’s an aperol spritz calm down”

“Make sure to check this out on Twitch FunnyRave DJ set my cousin is doing! Maxthetics! https://t.co/vo3xY7XmbS”

“funnyrave is such a fuckin good event”

“6:30PM PST ON JULY 4TH CATCH THAT NEKO CAFE DJ SET FEATURING VISUALS BY @metroid998 !!! https://t.co/aSMigLGpGT”

“@jsngr @CashApp Thank you for everything Jordan”

“nothing but love for @Square @CashApp 💚 https://t.co/lwf1jp7tQ3”

“i love the 4th of july smeels like burgers and trash”

““man drinking hard seltzer while beautiful woman eats chip,” 2020, mixed media, performance art”

“watching people celebrate”

““man drinking hard seltzer while beautiful woman eats chip,” 2020, mixed media, performance art”

“I bet I could beat the Founding Fathers in a game of Civ V. I’d even let them play Korea”

“*Liturgically pulls out a small folding knife* *Liturgically opens it with my teeth* *Liturgically cuts the banner off of the railings*”

“watching people celebrate”

“@NeoYokel don't tread on me while i'm treading”

“That last paragraph, ⁦@gruber⁩ — really lands the penultimate one like a ton of bricks. Really hoping this Safari UI doesn’t ship like this. https://t.co/uaPBlyiEyR”