“for all the talk about video game platform holders doing jack shit for games preservation, by far the greatest offender in the history of video games is apple. they've burned the library of alexandria dozens of times over re: compatibility, and there is absolutely no recourse.”

“And The Onion does it again.”

“feels really difficult for anybody to prosper if they are not with their family or if they are not starting their own”

“i’m excited to get blackout iowa plates that say “COUCH” it’s gonna be awesome”

“Very helpful.”

“My elevator pitch is me just screaming "GARGOYLES!!!" at the top of my lungs, pushing every floor button and blocking the entrance of the elevator until that person either agrees to it on the spot or physically removes me from the premises”

“doing this with a lil web3 project rn https://t.co/GnYkjAPDbZ”

“Have a look at the complementary harmony for the color #F3EBE9. View as: 🌈 CSS Gradient https://t.co/5573vrqLoi 🔧 CSS text shadow https://t.co/ZW6TTNwOqI 🖌️ Color Bucket https://t.co/Iti6UUqlP1 #color #palette #CSS”

“Consumers spent $40 billion on ⁦@AppStore⁩ in first half of 2021. “That’s a cool $12 billion in Apple’s pocket, yet they can’t even add a report button on the App Store to report obvious scam apps” 💀 https://t.co/GBuj9L11QS”

“more shots by @JamesBaroz”

“Birthday present from myself came a few days early 🙂”

“more shots by @JamesBaroz”

“Birthday present from myself came a few days early 🙂”

“Setting up a code environment is still too damn hard.”

“⚡️Hey, freelance writers! We're halfway through Q3, and I still have a good chunk of budget left for REVIEWS at @inputmag. Send me your most ambitious review pitches!⚡️ Rates start at $300+ depending on length or format (check out our cool Card Stories!) https://t.co/3uDki6jXZP”

'Tomorrow' has risen once again.

“Still looking for the right freelancer(s) with the right REVIEWS pitches that fit @inputmag! Rates start at $300+ depending on length or format (check out our cool Card Stories!) https://t.co/6TaVYy0NrM”

“you ever think about how, if you.. if you use google's autofill service, on google forms, youre using google to tell google information it already has”

“Tomorrow is back. https://t.co/SWki4ICOed”

“@samsheffer the announcement that there will be an announcement hasn’t even happened yet”

“love seeing iPhone 13 trending on twitter when a) it might be called 12S b) the announcement hasn't happened yet”

“You know what would solve my issues right now? A 2XL sweater.”

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“.@neoyokel just posted a clever new #Shortcuts on #ShareShortcuts: Make Audio of Document Text: https://t.co/noTPndD0Jz”

“https://t.co/tfDH0na5D6”

“It's Alive!!!!! @theproblem https://t.co/5V2tjQsGIE”