“patient: Doctor i feel Ill and I need an IV stat Roman doctor: what the fuck”

“The words BECAUSE and ESPECIALLY become ‘cos’ and ‘specially’ due to a process called APHAERESIS—the loss of a sound from the beginning of a word. Historically, it was this process too that formed the words CUTE from ACUTE, SPY from ESPY, MEND from AMEND, and SQUIRE from ESQUIRE.”

“Morning folks. Another #PetrolStationCake for you today displaying the Australian Golden Fleece oil brand.”

“can’t believe i just spent an hour listening to slam poetry”

“Word of the Day: POT-SHOTTEN (adj.) drunk”

“https://t.co/nUoCNJ7cAd”

“We see a big opportunity to build an ad offering that creates value and aligns incentives for creators and advertisers. But first...we test! 🧪”

“@xX_Nice_Guy_Xx”

“Talk to your users like people instead of using buzzwords https://t.co/jcEfY7USod”

“@xX_Nice_Guy_Xx”

“@xX_Nice_Guy_Xx”

“Also, a textbook example of how much data is in raw files. The initial photo has crushed shadows and blown out highlights, but that doesn’t mean the data is gone. https://t.co/z7KBPfjfP7”

“copped”

“Still blown away at how simple it is to get shots like this in the dead of night on our phones.”

“Still blown away at how simple it is to get shots like this in the dead of night on our phones.”

“copped”

“Also, a textbook example of how much data is in raw files. The initial photo has crushed shadows and blown out highlights, but that doesn’t mean the data is gone. https://t.co/z7KBPfjfP7”

“Also, a textbook example of how much data is in raw files. The initial photo has crushed shadows and blown out highlights, but that doesn’t mean the data is gone. https://t.co/z7KBPfjfP7”

“copped”

“Still blown away at how simple it is to get shots like this in the dead of night on our phones.”

“waiting for a package to arrive but i don't wanna stand at the window all day so https://t.co/hmnavdpNG1”

“CAN YOU KNOCK?!”

“Uploading this photo to Google Photos so I can try it on the mystical “chain link fence removal” feature supposedly coming next week 😉”

“cell phone photography”