“i’ll really work my ass off all day and then cook for 2 hours to relax”

“i’ll really work my ass off all day and then cook for 2 hours to relax”

“me when people hate on “Star Trek: Discovery” https://t.co/q8rtcEsp0I”

“Thinking about Hotel Books and feeling like I’m 14 again”

““I’m not panicking! He can panic.” Lol Adele KNOWS 😭 https://t.co/ZnVIkdBgPk”

“she chefin on my boyardee and it feels..... Ravioli”

“Thinking about Hotel Books and feeling like I’m 14 again”

“https://t.co/J4LJbRQqso”

“me when people hate on “Star Trek: Discovery” https://t.co/q8rtcEsp0I”

“why does this work so well as an intro to a rap song LMFAO https://t.co/8uBizsnYzP”

“why does this work so well as an intro to a rap song LMFAO https://t.co/8uBizsnYzP”

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

“Cloudy, with a chance of Gay https://t.co/vggbgKpk4f”

“Cloudy, with a chance of Gay https://t.co/vggbgKpk4f”

The latest Tweets from ※ David Blue ※ (@NeoYokel). used to write about cars. now complains about software | writing in public & ｈｅｒｅ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ! | if I've fucked up, TELL ME. ⏚ https://t.co/Av1eyCBnZ6 ⏚ ⒽⒺ ⸎ ⒽⒾⓂ. Columbia, MO

The latest Tweets from ※ David Blue ※ (@NeoYokel). used to write about cars. now complains about software | writing in public & ｈｅｒｅ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ! | if I've fucked up, TELL ME. ⏚ https://t.co/Av1eyCBnZ6 ⏚ ⒽⒺ ⸎ ⒽⒾⓂ. Columbia, MO

“Morning folks. Another #PetrolStationCake for you today displaying the Australian Golden Fleece oil brand.”

“patient: Doctor i feel Ill and I need an IV stat Roman doctor: what the fuck”

The latest Tweets from ※ David Blue ※ (@NeoYokel). used to write about cars. now complains about software | writing in public & ｈｅｒｅ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ! | if I've fucked up, TELL ME. ⏚ https://t.co/Av1eyCBnZ6 ⏚ ⒽⒺ ⸎ ⒽⒾⓂ. Columbia, MO

“@NeoYokel I’M-”

“Beautiful and I want a full procurement moon.”

“Beautiful and I want a full procurement moon.”

“@NeoYokel I’M-”

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

“Word of the Day: POT-SHOTTEN (adj.) drunk”

“can’t believe i just spent an hour listening to slam poetry”

“Morning folks. Another #PetrolStationCake for you today displaying the Australian Golden Fleece oil brand.”

“The words BECAUSE and ESPECIALLY become ‘cos’ and ‘specially’ due to a process called APHAERESIS—the loss of a sound from the beginning of a word. Historically, it was this process too that formed the words CUTE from ACUTE, SPY from ESPY, MEND from AMEND, and SQUIRE from ESQUIRE.”