“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

Today, Shazam surpassed 1 billion songs recognized using its Music Recognition control available in iOS and iPadOS’s Control Center. That’s a huge number, especially considering that the feature was first added in iOS and iPadOS 14.2 less than a year ago. The Music Recognition control can be added to Control Center from the Settings app.

“Shazam Crosses 1 Billion Songs Recognized from Control Center https://t.co/Rj70ZW1REC”

““I’ve got an idea for a book” The 7 inevitable words of independent consulting”

“👀🧐 https://t.co/ozx3MpWm7a”

“clicking on the life and thoughts of an actual human and going "wow, what a clear representation of a part of myself that I have unresolved emotions about, this looks like a productive opportunity for me to externalize some things"”

“https://t.co/ZiNM4u5hfn”

“i am 1) laughing 2) having a cackle 3) giggling concurrently”

“https://t.co/ZiNM4u5hfn”

“Big thanks to @Apple for offering Sound Actions for Switch Control in iOS 15. Once again, technology providing independence, I can now use my phone when voiceless and on the ventilator! Sound on! #Apple #Accessibility #GAAD #Tech https://t.co/SIr9j2hmx4”

“https://t.co/TMuredkbm2”

“This is a nice look at how he arrived in the notes like nw fwiw ymmv irl yolo.”

“I love my cutie gf so much”

“Amazing feature: https://t.co/pFPL32tYif”

“https://t.co/TMuredkbm2”

“my secret to success? I start every day with an unending 10-minute scream about current events before i settle into work”

“dreamt last night that twitter added a feature that automatically attached an image to every tweet and that image would try to match the emotion the tweet seems to radiate most posts had this image”

“@NeoYokel i will i promise ❤️❤️❤️”

“look at my dog”

“the writer (left) and the fact checker on any given draft”

“when he doesn’t know even a SINGLE star wars character >>>”

“John Mulaney’s biggest error was accidentally cultivating a fan base of people that don’t fuck”

“While doing an interview with a reporter about NFTs, I came up with a metaphor. He liked the metaphor, but he got reassigned away from the story to other issues of the day (there are a lot, aren't there) and the interview and metaphor went nowhere. The metaphor is CLOWN TOWN.”

“··..make a wish with me · · · music ahhhh!!:))..·· https://t.co/FCZryrvg7N”

“I think having sent this message means I’ve reached true adulthood, don’t text”