“wow, PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST and 36 others follow *squints eyes* "DaHentaiGuy187 - PATREON IN BIO". how about that.”

“best feature on twitter is how if some porn winds up on your timeline you can go to the artist's profile and it just shows you in broad daylight how many of your friends are horny”

“@NeoYokel as HBO Max's self-proclaimed "mortal enemy," i implore you to once again check the availability of this particular extra”

“incest is fine”

“@NeoYokel this is basically it! the only thing i'm really missing would be newer games having melee (V key) and alt fire (literally the Alt key)”

“ADHD spiral”

“Sold: Fuel-Injected 1972 Chevrolet K5 Blazer CST 4x4 for $185,000. https://t.co/E6eqr2fh53”

“Aston Martin Vantage 😎”

“every single artist and musician on earth from 2014-2018: how about instead of making things that are good and nice, we make everything as ugly and horrible as possible”

“ADHD spiral”

“Going to be funny seeing this at Pebble Beach, 2048. https://t.co/5ridhgKfff”

“@NeoYokel Still looking for a good Android Twitter client.”

Apple today announced a number of changes coming to the App Store that, pending court approval, will resolve a class action suit from US developers.

“Chewing Water is absolutely MELTING @datafruits right now, I'm up in 10 or 15. Listen in at https://t.co/ix0rl9rop7”

“Why do people scream on roller coasters? Like, what did you expect would happen to you?”

“Wait, was it previously not allowed for developers to email their customers other pricing options? https://t.co/yFO1OkGeW5”

“@SamNChiet Well, the fills start comin' and they don't stop coming, lay into the snare then you get the toms runnin',”

“A message from the Overwatch team.”

“Boosie keeping track of gay shit”

“Never forget the peak of VICE’s video content was when they was dropping anxious white boys off in Chicago and Atlanta like they’d been deployed to Beirut.”

“i hear people talk about it but i honestly don't believe that berlin is real. like i don't think it actually exists.”

“A message from the Overwatch team.”

“Boosie keeping track of gay shit”

“Never forget the peak of VICE’s video content was when they was dropping anxious white boys off in Chicago and Atlanta like they’d been deployed to Beirut.”

“👀”