“honestly don't understand why folks have trouble holding the N64 controller for Nintendo Switch. I watched a video online and this is how you're supposed to do it @_silviagatta”

“Read this as "Gay Bowser"”

“honestly don't understand why folks have trouble holding the N64 controller for Nintendo Switch. I watched a video online and this is how you're supposed to do it @_silviagatta”

“Read this as "Gay Bowser"”

“harmonicas are obsolete.”

“man if i was the one who had to explore luigis mansion i would also be hollering and pissing my pants all the time. its so terrifying in there.”

“I’ve just discovered how to change the screensaver on Prime video. This pleases me greatly 😊 https://t.co/hmioz8pDbj”

“The type of Motherfucker To put their Computer specs on their Steam Profile .”

“spoiler: these are all notes 3AM goblin me left for present goblin me”

“I’ve just discovered how to change the screensaver on Prime video. This pleases me greatly 😊 https://t.co/hmioz8pDbj”

“So I went to see No Time To Die yesterday. Loud isn’t it? So many products placed. And what a lot of henchfolk killed! I wonder what the size of the global henchfolk workforce is these days. 🤔”

“websites like youtube should have a button you can press to indicate if you're watching/listening to something ironically so it knows not to work it into the recommendation algorithms”

“me, walking through the valley of the shadow of death: whoa... this is bad ass...”

“the worst thing that ever happened to me was losing/forgetting the orange_juiius account's password”

“@NeoYokel ok yes true man, Joe Pera just has a weird way of tugging at my heart strings”

“So hard to say goodbye https://t.co/cXWysqglqs”

“@NeoYokel no didnt hear this story but sounds somehow not surprising”

“why the fuck am i crying over this https://t.co/2sEVRfPUV5”

“opinions are like assholes. dont let the door hit yours on the way out”

“PLUTOGRAPHY is writing or journalism focused only on the lives of the wealthy.”

“@NeoYokel what the fuck is going on”

“@NeoYokel wait have you written up how you are doing plane text contacts? I have been dreaming of plane text contacts that actually work and sync to cardDav for years now.”

“my dad just told me he's on week 2 of his ZZ Top beard”

“my dad just told me he's on week 2 of his ZZ Top beard”

“In 18th century slang, a RUM DUKE was a particularly handsome man.”

“is anyone else here into historical fashion”

“@NeoYokel 😂 thanks for the retweet”

“okay i actually really really like Windows 11. i think microsoft finally brought together mobile and desktop design languages pretty damn well”