“when my kpop boys photo dump on Instagram all at once”

“In a 1993 study of language acquisition, 9-month-old babies were found to pay more attention to words read to them in their mother tongue than in another language—suggesting they learn the sounds needed to speak their native language long before they are actually able to do so.”

“when my kpop boys photo dump on Instagram all at once”

“don’t you go getting any ideas Frank”

“don’t you go getting any ideas Frank”

“this dog learned how to turn an Xbox off to annoy their owner. He’s like “yeah, what you gonna do about it mate?” 😂 https://t.co/7gyTqmjwuI https://t.co/vwNZOVKILB”

“In 19th century slang, a WOMAN-DANGLER was a lecherous man who would hound the women he was interested in.”

“Today’s edition: I’m trying a new notes app, and giving it ~100MB of existing notes in my iCloud folder. My device is taking a few minutes to download the notes to my phone. It’s obvious that nobody has tested the “what if all the notes haven’t downloaded instantly” case. 😖”

“Quick reminder that if you don’t test your service on slow networks or devices, it’s probably broken in ways you don’t realise. Not everyone has a fibre connection or a top-of-the-range MacBook Pro. They shouldn’t be prerequisites to use your site.”

“Listen I know one of you has that pic of Joe Biden dunking his balls in Trump's mouth send it right now”

“A word dating from the 1600s, to DISPERSONATE someone is to remove a right they themselves should have personal control over.”

“@NeoYokel hmm https://t.co/dmB7rlLCsM”

“one of the most guarded secrets in the web dev/cloud fucker community: iTunes for Windows' network testing utility is still the fastest and most accurate in the biz!”

“😘 https://t.co/o2MqiK8CH2”

“HEARTWILD https://t.co/26BVyqH5Xj https://t.co/PEclJDxBTT”

2 track album

“@ivy_hollivana A ho never gets cold, still dress thotty !! Accessorize!! big coats, hats, scarves, gloves -- that can all be thrown off if needed When the deep cold hits, you can always invest in skin tone thermal leggings”

“ive never lived in the midwest during winter. how am i supposed to dress my usual thotty self when it’s that cold”

The latest Tweets from █████ (@____________KN9). I FUCKING FOUND IT. BITCH

“Babe wake up new ivy hollivana just dropped https://t.co/7DokfH0YzS”

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The latest Tweets from nina (@pudchawg). im normal. ninas public diary. 18+ no babies or cops allowed

“New: Twitter is planning a bunch of new privacy features, including the ability to archive old tweets, hide the list of tweets that you’ve liked, and cull your follower list https://t.co/t6fMq6sTgt”

“pictures from a bike ride”

“Fission 2.7.1 Is Now Available; Fission Exits the Mac App Store: https://t.co/fkvVk3yrJH”