“(screaming continues)”

“@ammnontet tfw I have been turned into a statue after peering into myself and seeing only the true emptiness in the hearts of man”

“Me when I realize I've been composing all my songs the same way”

“@NeoYokel It IS a fairytale, I would SO buy that decoration”

“those monogram things that white girls love look like metal band logos but for babies”

“@ammnontet tfw I have been turned into a statue after peering into myself and seeing only the true emptiness in the hearts of man”

They can take my TweetDeck from my cold dead hands

A useful bot can help you piece long Twitter threads in one easy-to-read post.

“me watching a customer decide between two identical products for 20 minutes while my bladder reaches critical mass”

“me watching a customer decide between two identical products for 20 minutes while my bladder reaches critical mass”

“ŠIPTARI DOKAZALI STE 1999 KAD SU VAS MORALI AMERIKANCI BRANITI DA VAS NISMO PREGAZILI!!!!! FUCK SMALL ALBANIA AND ALBANIAN GIPSY PEOPLE!!!!!”

What losing a badge really means

“So let us all agree that Charles is having a rough patch, his tulips experiencing financial rambunctiousness to his dismay, and let him alone as we let alone the crying man at the end of the bar, enveloped in his own pain, even as he occasionally lashes out with threats.”

“Third, it's a lose-lose-lose situation; Charles isn't going to see crypto achieve parity with Discord, I'm not going to dissuade him, people are going to point and laugh at his clear and difficult period of his life, and it will turn a minor setback into a life-defining one.”

“So let us all agree that Charles is having a rough patch, his tulips experiencing financial rambunctiousness to his dismay, and let him alone as we let alone the crying man at the end of the bar, enveloped in his own pain, even as he occasionally lashes out with threats.”

“I'm addicted to gambling but by gambling it's the wheelspins in Forza”

“QOTD: Can you imagine owning a car so terrible, it turns you off cars forever?”

“top ten movies: 1. the manaphy movie 2. ??? etc.”

“Mitsubishi Outlander EVO High-Performance SUV Render Suggests The Inevitable | Carscoops #carscoops https://t.co/ZeoYks7Ay8”

“Imagining Frodo pounding back some Modelos. Feel free to do so as well.”

“Mitsubishi Outlander EVO High-Performance SUV Render Suggests The Inevitable | Carscoops #carscoops https://t.co/ZeoYks7Ay8”

“top ten movies: 1. the manaphy movie 2. ??? etc.”

“https://t.co/2iPvQ5N8Mt”

“"'We're proud of you' - graphics team"”

“@jab50yen u got insane organizational/collaborative skills. i envy your devotion sometimes lol”

“@soaroz I gotta thank ytpmv collabs lol, that shit makes you unstoppable”

“Can’t wait for magfest”