“Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up”

“I am officially announcing the death of the Queen of england ar 11:27pm AEST of whatever day this is”

“Good news everyone, my Kinect thinks there's a person floating behind me inside the wall even though the room is empty”

“Good news everyone, my Kinect thinks there's a person floating behind me inside the wall even though the room is empty”

Did I ever *really* find this man intelligent??? Things sincerely do make a lot more sense now. Such a specific lack of aspiration.

“In 18th century slang, a SLIP-GIBBET was someone who had escaped justice or not been duly punished.”

“https://t.co/MWgyv8I8yA”

“BTW these aren't my favorite apps. Some things were already great and stayed great. Things that come to mind are: Things Fantastical Sketch 1Password Reeder Final Cut Pro Spark Overcast Slack They all stayed great in 2021 😁”

“what did i do”

“what did i do”

“why does my twitter now say i am a sex therapist”

“@NeoYokel @BetterTDeck Oh okay yeah it doesn't change anything on the web.”

“software monitoring but for food”

“FINALLY Hyungwon blue highlights😍😍”

“FINALLY Hyungwon blue highlights😍😍”

“@NeoYokel @BetterTDeck So does Twitter Blue unlocks themes on the web too?”

How the iPhone can help you –– and does help me –– as a writer, both with actual writing and with the business of writing. Join the Writer's Mailing list too: http://eepurl.com/gQTqTT LINKS: Fantastical episode on 58keys: https://youtu.be/HJsf3g1ty2E Screens episode on 58keys: https://youtu.be/lSkR9Czeu6g OmniFocus episode on 58keys: https://youtu.be/-vlMCIvAlSU OmniOutliner episode on 58keys: https://youtu.be/76K4J47TFV8 Reeder episode on 58keys: https://youtu.be/tHKXCTpKfGo Drafts episode on 58keys: https://youtu.be/XFFhCJjL8h4 Terminology in the iPhone dictionary episode of 58keys: https://youtu.be/oF3dIXW_wjQ and the 58key Three Biscuit Guide to Apple Notes: https://youtu.be/oF3dIXW_wjQ Also: 1Password: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/1password-password-manager/id568903335 Citymapper: https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/citymapper-all-your-transport/id469463298 Duolingo: https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/duolingo-language-lessons/id570060128 PCalc: https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/pcalc/id284666222 Slack: https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/slack/id618783545 Where To?: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id903955898?mt=8&ign-mpt=uo%3D4 Wikipanion: https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/wikipanion/id288349436 YT Studio: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/youtube-studio/id888530356

“I have been recording Spaces (for my own library’s sake, I promise) since Spaces desktop access was first given to me using OBS (naturally) and a dedicated Twitter account. if you need to record one of these things for your job… I would do something similar just in case.”

“Ni ere #teamobs 😅”

“Yo @MKBHD how on earth do you upload and drop a video 10 minutes later and the video is already in 4K? 😂 It usually takes at-least an hour or more for YouTube to process 4K on my channel”

“@NeoYokel @cenkuygur @joerogan Excellent rebuttal!”

“@MKBHD They drew everything but the people correctly 😂”

The New York Times columnist and Columbia University linguist on the "new religion" he says has "betrayed Black America."

“https://t.co/0ljOBhBnij”

“Always great to be interviewed by @nickgillespie! https://t.co/R4XeA0EI1P via @reason”

“was about to reinstall a niche app because i saw it had one five star review. i was swayed by the reviewers recommendation only to realise it was me a year ago”

“Fuck it. 6pm nap let’s go baby”