“@NeoYokel hmm. upon further review, it seems this iphone is simply regular broken. i guess we'll never know how chill I truly am”

“A few quick thoughts on Jekyll, since A Post is going around: I don’t see Jekyll as “dead”, I see it as “feature complete”. I’ve been using it for years with no issues, I haven’t upgraded in a while, but it still works. For static content sites, it’s fine. Super reliable.”

“@NeoYokel @alice_male I saw a stunning 350 wedge a couple of days back”

“@NeoYokel sticking my iPhone in my mouth and downloading a thermometer app as we speak”

“If EA wants to be relevant in the next 5 years they MUST release Mirror's Edge 2, Titanfall 3, and Army of Two 4 featuring Ghostface...”

“@NeoYokel hmm. upon further review, it seems this iphone is simply regular broken. i guess we'll never know how chill I truly am”

“If EA wants to be relevant in the next 5 years they MUST release Mirror's Edge 2, Titanfall 3, and Army of Two 4 featuring Ghostface...”

“@NeoYokel sticking my iPhone in my mouth and downloading a thermometer app as we speak”

“@NeoYokel @alice_male I saw a stunning 350 wedge a couple of days back”

“A few quick thoughts on Jekyll, since A Post is going around: I don’t see Jekyll as “dead”, I see it as “feature complete”. I’ve been using it for years with no issues, I haven’t upgraded in a while, but it still works. For static content sites, it’s fine. Super reliable.”

“People always ask me if I'm chilling. I'm always chilling.”

“A triptych of sporty rear-end spots from @alice_male. What about that Accord coupé at Upper Warlingham station!”

“Morning folks. Then and now today is from Shorwell on the Isle of Wight. Now doesn’t look too bad for once!”

“Uhm, met gala? No thanks. I'm all about the GRAND GALLOPING gala ha ha!! Any brones in da house?!?! https://t.co/EsyXrHKeaP”

“https://t.co/jnMiz6MBp6”

“idk who's hat that was but i regret not taking it with me https://t.co/OYWqMrPawP”

“A feature not a bug!”

“A feature not a bug!”

“idk who's hat that was but i regret not taking it with me https://t.co/OYWqMrPawP”

“https://t.co/jnMiz6MBp6”

“Word of the Day: ANTIPERISTASIS (n.) resistance caused or driven by an opposite force”

“If I wanted to read 5k words eh?”

“Uhm, met gala? No thanks. I'm all about the GRAND GALLOPING gala ha ha!! Any brones in da house?!?! https://t.co/EsyXrHKeaP”

“I was at the met gala but I left early”

“Morning folks. Then and now today is from Shorwell on the Isle of Wight. Now doesn’t look too bad for once!”

The latest Tweets from ※ David Blue ※ (@NeoYokel). used to write about cars. now complains about software | writing in public & ｈｅｒｅ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ! | if I've fucked up, TELL ME. ⏚ https://t.co/Av1eyCBnZ6 ⏚ ⒽⒺ ⸎ ⒽⒾⓂ. Columbia, MO

“A triptych of sporty rear-end spots from @alice_male. What about that Accord coupé at Upper Warlingham station!”

“A triptych of sporty rear-end spots from @alice_male. What about that Accord coupé at Upper Warlingham station!”

The latest Tweets from john skele (@orcreallife). a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him. world's badass apes hq

“Morning folks. Then and now today is from Shorwell on the Isle of Wight. Now doesn’t look too bad for once!”