“@NeoYokel I hate everything Web3 stands for”

“You think you know somebody….”

“thinking about this time my partner and i were at the grocery store and this child in front of us in line was being a fucking brat and my partner stuck both of their tongues out at the kid and the kid literally made a O____O face and shut the fuck up and turned around”

“For the past few days, I’ve worked on a pretty great shortcut to batch export your Safari Reading List to any app you want. It’s done and ready to go, but I can’t share it. And that’s because Shortcuts’ Privacy prompt gets stuck and crashes the entire app. Sigh.”

“Can anyone explain why the Macy’s dragon NFT is going for 200k more than the others? https://t.co/GF8GHiis8v”

“Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Good luck with family tech support”

“Same question, but I want hilariously wrong answers only”

“Clicking "probably won't attend" on this Facebook Events invite to wrestle in the local Trader Joe's parking lot, given my busy schedule”

“yall notice its only girls getting pregnant 🤔🤔”

“i might have to change this”

“Dodge to stop production on Hellcat, Charger, & Challenger engines by 2023. 📸: Raymond Boyd/Getty Images”

“Somebody pick me up in a convertible right now”

“This T-Mobile Lite-Brite the carrier sent over is literally lit”

“Somebody pick me up in a convertible right now”

“This T-Mobile Lite-Brite the carrier sent over is literally lit”

“me and the Ambiguous Homies use the women's restroom bc we like the vibes”

“Doing the important work today, making the PCalc about screen run at 120Hz.”

“I may be getting brutalized by the NFL this year but I promise y’all the super bowl is going to be Chiefs/Bucs.”

“@EcoHealthNYC Then why are some of your samples collected even from before 2016 labelled as coming from Laos? https://t.co/OqfxALhW32”

“My @Twitter replies are being deboosted. For example, often hidden under “Show additional replies, including those that may contain offensive content.” So I’m going to RT some of my own replies and ask for the help of people following me to help counter the Twitter deboosting.”

Sheena Ringo · Song · 2008

“@NeoYokel @TwitterBlue @Gizmodo @arctictony Ah, good to know!”

“@NeoYokel @TwitterBlue @Gizmodo @arctictony I don’t think we’re a Twitter Blue partner (and if we are, that’s news to me!) so maybe that’s why you’re seeing ads?”

“Today, @Gizmodo is announcing our plan to make the Facebook Papers public in partnership with @LauraEdelson2 and Damon McCoy w/ NYU, @EthanZ w/ UMass Amherst, @michaelzimmer w/ Marquette, @acookiecrumbles w/ Columbia, and Daniel Khan Gilmour w/ ACLU https://t.co/5bc7uBc9y4 1/4”

“Unexpected delight of rebuilding my Automator actions as shortcuts - they sync via iCloud, so on this laptop I have full access to the shortcuts I built on my iMac.”