“when i was younger i thought “Alzheimer’s” was “Old Timer’s” because i never saw it spelled out”

“I am writing directly in the CMS (no, not Wordpress because that shit sucks and we have way better tools) and it feels so damn good Yet so wrong But I'm doing it anyway”

“two wolves, they are twins”

“Question to my fellow tech reviewers: Do you go back and read your review of last year's model? And the one before that? And the one before that? Tech YouTubers, same question: Do you rewatch past reviews? Cause I do. Just so I'm not saying the exact same thing.”

“MEN if your bae gets new pants with very wide bottoms do NOT call them her new Lori Lightfoot pants you WILL get yelled at”

During TIFF 2021, you are cordially invited to attack & dethrone cinema as part of MIDNIGHT DANKNESS: Three Nights of Racer Trash Remixes.

@couchpawg, on laying down.

“>not getting a gamer grave”

“Ancient atheists”

“*slight inconvenience happens* me internally: dark souls prepared me for this i got this shit”

“Starbucks coffee tastes like weed resin”

“⚡️ “Nina Loves Laying Down” by @NeoYokel https://t.co/DU7IBcZEbd”

“Just had surgery on my neighbor”

“A handful of RSVP slots remain for the final edition of @racertrash’s MIDNIGHT DANKNESS. Previous screenings have included THE ABBADOOK, YOU’VE GOT NAILS, CAN-D-MAN, and BRAIN CANDY! FRIDAY is another World Premiere. RSVP now: https://t.co/jJuGAE2H9x”

“There are over 150 websites”

“>not getting a gamer grave”

“1:27pm post muscles”

“wow babe you must be waluigi the way i loathe and despise you”

“1:27pm post muscles”

“is it executive dysfunction or am i just in my flop era”

“@NeoYokel LMFAOAOAOOOOOO OMFF”

“I may have gotten kicked out of the studio for this but it was worth it”

“i love sitting down”

“I may have gotten kicked out of the studio for this but it was worth it”

“Most people: aw man, cinematic mode on the new iPhones only support up to 30fps Me: cinematic modes literally only need 24fps 😏”

“men making tik toks is too far. Maybe it’s time to dial that toxic masculinity back in a little”

“https://t.co/KoO0SdJDdj”

“i always fuck up my recyciling on purpose as a "fuck you" to the man”

“She's Gone County,,,look at them boots she's gone country back to her roots”