“i appreciate the sentiment in the powers that be cutting off electricity at an internet archive data center to protect me from playing toejam & earl 3 but it's gonna happen eventually, may as well turn the power back on now”

“#DEVELOPING @PGE4Me reporting that more than 28,000 customers are without power in the Bay Area. The outages are weather related due to fog and mist. In the Richmond area more than 10k customers are without power. Crews are working to restore power. @nbcbayarea”

“Spongebob episode where squidward discovers callout culture but everytime he writes one up for Spongebob and patrick they come in and destroy his computer. Maybe Patrick sits on it idk.”

“rise and grin”

“Tiny car big man, great comedy duo.”

“notes app”

“@NeoYokel certainly not mine!!!”

“notes app”

“The best preparation I got for politics was growing up a pro wrestling fan.”

“Thinking fondly about my favorite #Emmy moment”

“#NewProfilePic”

“Good night #JeffCityMO!”

“🚨🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/C7XWqB2mIc”

“Thinking fondly about my favorite #Emmy moment”

“Bad luck is bad luck. Power outage in CA affects IA and especially that upload of prototypes I was doing. It'll all return when it's back.”

“#NewProfilePic”

“Good night #JeffCityMO!”

“don’t do this”

“i love u edith underground https://t.co/hwXM2XTKqf”

“Shooting a repeating bow at my followers telling them to dance”

“don’t do this”

“i love u edith underground https://t.co/hwXM2XTKqf”

“I've been called a "tumblr refugee" or "overly-online" for saying "hey, maybe don't bully people for innocent shit like labels or artwork" meanwhile people like this are out here and writing motherfucking manifestos on their carrds”

“Someone who is INDOCIBLE is unable to be trained or instructed.”

“Where was Hogwarts during slavery??”

“pissing on my laptop”

The latest Tweets from Lo Bit Expert (@TianaHRR). https://t.co/WbSxqOgu3D https://t.co/wkcH1R3MXh. They/Them/She/Her

“*listening to the worst music possible* this is so fucking good”

“@NeoYokel "that bitch runnin off uhh uhh vegetable oil..... power steering fluid"”

“donald duck does remember his combat service in World War 2. he still screams in his sleep”