“cheddar cheese golfish smell like peanut butter exactly”

“I'm scared. I feel like I've been erased from the world. A man who has been erased from the world. haha”

“We live in a society”

“https://t.co/gEhraxy52c”

“poop is just a way for Big Sewage to profit off of your crap.”

“https://t.co/gEhraxy52c”

“Low gaps or openings in the battlements of a castle are known as MACHICOLATIONS. Because they would have been used to drop rocks and boiling liquids onto anyone attacking the castle below, they take their name from the French ‘macher’, meaning to crush, and ‘col’, meaning neck.”

“Live your life with the audacity of whoever decided on the original Sega Master System box art aesthetic.”

“Low gaps or openings in the battlements of a castle are known as MACHICOLATIONS. Because they would have been used to drop rocks and boiling liquids onto anyone attacking the castle below, they take their name from the French ‘macher’, meaning to crush, and ‘col’, meaning neck.”

“Short REACTIONS stream before Drinking Games https://t.co/IP2Qmi5h76”

“Live your life with the audacity of whoever decided on the original Sega Master System box art aesthetic.”

“having kids by accident is good and cool”

“one thing about me , imma sleep . happy ? sleep . sad ? sleep . hungry ? bon appetite sleep .”

“not safe here anymore”

“@TheFunny_mp4”

“Me with crying”

“"Jorts the Himbo Cat" --Cats (2019)”

“https://t.co/sDzOE6W2oz slash one million dollars”

“this is the only logical way to explain me and cherene ending up together”

“that bad bitch want a weird nerd with niche interests”

“The Malik’s turned 30! Happy birthday to everybody reading this. We love y’all.”

“What the hell is going on.”

“my drafts are wild 😂”

“a real friend fucks your ex for you so they’ll get distracted and stop hitting you up.”

“i’m at a point in my life where anything less than chasing me is not enough.”

“KEDOPHYSIS is an inclination to worry.”

“from drafts lmao”

“things i learned at thanksgiving: it’s not appropriate to yell “cunt” at the table.”

“The Malik’s turned 30! Happy birthday to everybody reading this. We love y’all.”