“Your honor you don’t understand, my client was simply hitting their most devious lick yet”

“whenever my mom has to pee she makes it everybody’s problem”

“Is it just me or is the new Venmo app redesign complete💩? Did they have any UX people working on this?!”

“NO TRAILERS NO GOOGLIN….”

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

“LMFAOOOOOOO this is tweet of the day. https://t.co/idCcyIxo1N”

“@NeoYokel nickelodeon gimp”

“Announcing my 3 apps. Two new A's and a lovely dog join the Apollo Appematic Universe today. ⚡️🐶📝 https://t.co/4H5qKFL2A8”

‎Jellycuts is a programming tool that allows you to quickly and efficiently write Powerful Shortcuts right on your iPad or iPhone. Switching from coding Shortcuts in the Shortcuts App to coding in Jellycuts is super easy. Features like the Icon Creator and JSON Dictionary Builder allow you to transf…

“Jellycuts for iOS 15 is finally here! This version supports the new iOS 15 actions + the macOS 12 actions, along with tons of improvements to all the Jelly language! Grab it right now! https://t.co/DDemZqJLRH”

“@NeoYokel F”

“iOS 15 and iPadOS 15 are here! My review is up over @verge! But in short, they’re *very* incremental updates; there’s no big flashy feature here (other than SharePlay, which is delayed), but the stuff that is here works nicely. https://t.co/mktUchCK9m”

Check out this roundup of the best cases for iPhone 13, iPhone 13 mini, and …

iCloud Private Relay is arriving today via iOS 15 as a public beta (expect website …

“love this pic of me and my boyfriend 🥺”

“The most challenging section for me this year was the Safari one. In the end, I *really* like what Apple has done on the iPhone. However, I consider the iPad UI a regression from iPadOS 14. And then we have Extensions. Read it here: https://t.co/CDLk1rsHpg”

“The best iPhone 13 cases you can buy right now on @iDownloadBlog https://t.co/N4Tb8p6DqE”

“iCloud Private Relay is arriving in beta: Expect various website issues if you plan on using it on @iDownloadBlog https://t.co/7Jvo2QV7Bi”

“As rule, WhatsApp calls are the most unreliable system I've ever used...”

“Do you ever heard of the stockholm-syndrom?”

“Apple designing the iPhone 13 https://t.co/anIU1YNOMF”

“Going well I think of these adhoc in a tab.”

“What’s the perfect number of songs for a rap album?”

“backspace is the most pressed button on my iphone keyboard going on 10+ years of this”

“People asking where the prototypes are during an Internet Archive outage https://t.co/gJIhxeVn18”

“@Hegelbon”

“#DEVELOPING @PGE4Me reporting that more than 28,000 customers are without power in the Bay Area. The outages are weather related due to fog and mist. In the Richmond area more than 10k customers are without power. Crews are working to restore power. @nbcbayarea”

“How did Nintendo get away with this”