“Here are some Jack stories and some Parag stories and some thoughts on Jack’s tenure and the future of Twitter dot com https://t.co/j01XgmXlyE”

“@js_farinet @bitstein @jack Here is a recording. Looks like it is just being rolled out.”

“Well… That didn’t take long… 🥲”

“give into peer pressure or else”

“The best web apps I know of don’t emulate native apps, they embrace the web. There’s a blog post here somewhere, but I don’t have it together yet 🙃”

“Me and @CaseyNewton in two minutes. https://t.co/8vf1PaQnQG”

“forza 5 is just forza 4 with racism on mic dlc (now in mexico)”

“my kidneyz are sooooo good at filtering piss”

“Why doesn’t YouTube release YouTube streaming as a second app”

“Sold: 4,700-Mile 2005 BMW M3 Coupe 6-Speed for $91,000. https://t.co/qKeOOMJdNM”

“not sure anyone has heard but, I resigned from Twitter”

Obfuscate comes from the Latin prefix ob- (meaning 'over' or 'completely') and fuscus ('dark-colored'). That fact gives an idea as to how the word can refer to making something difficult to see or

“sitting in on the @BBCBweaking editorial meeting”

“trying to wrap my head around this one”

“not sure anyone has heard but, I resigned from Twitter”

“Good morning! Today's #WordOfTheDay is 'obfuscate' https://t.co/5BuNKHY2YY”

“Radwood was fun this year, with a great turnout of cars. But I had to inform at least three people of the implications of the fact that their tires were so old, they literally pre-dated date codes.if your tires are 5 years old or more, even if they have tread, replace them NOW”

“@NeoYokel the bir daemon, obviously”

“@NeoYokel I hate everything Web3 stands for”

“You think you know somebody….”

“thinking about this time my partner and i were at the grocery store and this child in front of us in line was being a fucking brat and my partner stuck both of their tongues out at the kid and the kid literally made a O____O face and shut the fuck up and turned around”

“For the past few days, I’ve worked on a pretty great shortcut to batch export your Safari Reading List to any app you want. It’s done and ready to go, but I can’t share it. And that’s because Shortcuts’ Privacy prompt gets stuck and crashes the entire app. Sigh.”

“Can anyone explain why the Macy’s dragon NFT is going for 200k more than the others? https://t.co/GF8GHiis8v”

“Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Good luck with family tech support”

“Same question, but I want hilariously wrong answers only”