“this will never not be funny please 😭😭😭”

“@NeoYokel just want hygge”

“the Starbucks apple drink tastes how fresh asphalt smells”

“In Icelandic folklore, NÁBRÓK are trousers made from the skin of a dead man, which are said to supply their wearer with an endless supply of money. Although the word ‘nábrók’ essentially translates as ‘corpse-britches’, the trousers themselves are better known as NECROPANTS.”

“Meanwhile, the rest of social media is intent on destroying democracy I guess. https://t.co/8G4k7882Jl”

“100 swags. 200 swags, https://t.co/vSkfL22Js1”

“Here's @mslopatto with a clear-eyed read on Facebook's response to the whistleblower https://t.co/qUHaA7qwTA”

“i went to hang out with someone yesterday thinking it was just gonna be us hanging around the city while they were in town and it turned out to be them driving almost 4 hrs to see just me and treating me like i’m a celebrity and they’re my biggest fan and i. hated it so much”

“The #Italian 🇮🇹 #MotoMajor #motorcycle prototype of 1947 An exercise in #aerodynamic form....& look at those #wheels! #1940s”

“https://t.co/NggRJiMSJj”

Developed by Clap Hanz and published by Sony Computer Entertainment for the Playstation 3 and PlayStation Vita on February 22nd, 2012 Composed by Hidehiro Kawai, Isamu Terasaka Mitsuteru Furukawa, Junichi Komori, Mizuki Tsuda Shingo Matsumoto, Shinpei Yamaguchi, Asami Takatori Naoya Kurosaki, Mami Happo, Noburō Masuda Shigeru Ohtake (Daybreak Inc.) and studio FOES Guitar by Hideo Saito Drums by Takeshi Hatae Bass by Teppei Kawasaki Trumpets by Futoshi Kobayashi and Mikio Saito Trombone by Hiroyuki Suga Saxophone by Kazuhiro Murase Flute by Hideyo Takakuwa 0:00:00 1. Title Screen 0:00:34 2. Main Menu 0:03:29 3. Main Menu (Online) 0:05:47 4. Room (Online) 0:09:52 5. Library 0:12:06 6. Avatar Customization 0:14:17 7. Challenge 0:17:28 8. Championship 0:17:33 9. Albatross 0:17:39 10. Birdie 0:17:44 11. Bogey 0:17:49 12. Course 1 0:21:04 13. Eagle 0:21:09 14. Item Get! 0:21:11 15. ..Grade Down 0:21:15 16. Grade Up! 0:21:18 17. Last Ranking 0:24:13 18. ..Lose 1 0:24:18 19. ..Lose 2 0:24:24 20. ..Lose 3 0:24:28 21. Level Up! 0:24:31 22. Win! 1 0:24:37 23. Win! 2 0:24:43 24. Win! 3 0:24:48 25. Course 2 0:28:10 26. Course 3 0:34:11 27. Course 4 0:40:06 28. Course 5 0:44:06 29. Course 6 0:47:46 30. Lobby 1 0:53:40 31. Lobby 2 0:56:10 32. Lobby 3 0:58:52 33. Lobby 4 1:05:27 34. Par 1:05:31 35. Prize 1:07:02 36. Profile 1:09:12 37. Putt; Bardie 1:09:55 38. Putt; Birdie 1:10:38 39. Putt; Eagle 1:11:22 40. Putt; Par 1:12:35 41. Putt; Pat 1:13:48 42. Score Card 1:15:08 43. Shop 1:18:41 44. Status 1:21:08 45. Stroke 1:23:15 46. Sudden Death 1:28:49 47. VTR 1:32:48 48. VTR (List) #HotShotsGoldWorldInvitationalEverybodysGolf6PlayStationVita3 #OST #Music

“The #Italian 🇮🇹 #MotoMajor #motorcycle prototype of 1947 An exercise in #aerodynamic form....& look at those #wheels! #1940s”

“https://t.co/imKw1Iql9E”

“@NeoYokel That's the beauty of Windows 11 being component-ized. Main kernel is separated from small GUI fixes and updates”

“[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here”

“I don’t feel sorry for Facebook, the company with the toxic, exploitative social media platform. (And I look forward to tomorrow’s whistleblower hearing). But that’s entirely separate from whether their infrastructure was well engineered.”

“Morning folks. Möchst du bleifrei oder verbleit heute, honky-tonks?”

“Lmao. Friend at Facebook confirmed they ended up bringing in a guy with an angle grinder to get access to the server cage”

“Morning folks. Möchst du bleifrei oder verbleit heute, honky-tonks?”

“the new hot wheels game, "unleashed", is incredibly fun to play. you really feel like a toy when you go flying everywhere.”

“The story keeps getting wilder https://t.co/RYZk1UnXuR”

“@NeoYokel Twitter definitely changed a little when Tumblr users migrated in 2018-2019”

“i came such a huge coom that it covered the facebook servers and headquarters :/ sorry”

“@NeoYokel We don't want people from FB joining Twitter”

“replacing my twitter habit with praying to God and smoking weed”

“how much? https://t.co/fH0zXw7rV9”

“Someone nuked the DNS A and AAA records for Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp 🤭”

“Hell no.”