“@NeoYokel I’m shocked there are only 105 dcom’s”

“😌”

“open mouth coughing just hits different”

“I want to see mainstream media start to use the analogy in a good landing page for the kids to ttrpgs.”

“MIGHTY BOY ALERT”

“NEW HAT DROPPED ITS GOT BUG REPELLENT AND A HIDDEN NECK FLAP AOUUU (WOLF HOWL)”

“VHS tapes are getting weird.”

“Explain to me in what scenario a fucking square can intuitively mean anything game related”

“Flexible Shortcuts actions from multiple apps can lead to some powerful combinations. With Play by @mactanaka, Downie from @charlieMonroe, and @getchannels’ virtual channels, I created myTunes, an automated 24/7 music video channel for @AutomationApril. https://t.co/qupWgnnlv4”

“In 1920s slang, a JOHNSON-MAN was a criminal. (A Dictionary of the Underworld, 1949)”

“Couldn't be more excited to welcome @arshapiro90 to The @verge as new lead reporter for Hot Pod! https://t.co/cUIGEWSVHb”

“Ah the angriest guy at work left 700 comments on a doc I wrote. That’s a closed laptop Tuesday folks”

“MULCTATION is the act of imposing a fine.”

“Christmas 97 - Paul Minczer”

“Hey extension developers 👋🏻 Is there a technique for detecting whether an external app has registered to handle a given protocol? I see the commit (below) which adds console logging if Chrome detects a protocol has been registered– but no way to observe. https://t.co/BcFt7O0jiV”

“im turning 28 this year and i am unemployed and only have 4 transformers, but my living conditions are nice”

“Wasp World”

“It looks like Safari for Mac website notification settings were migrated into System Preferences but deny was changed into allow for me. Whoops.”

“I find their docs confusing to read my latest blog post draft?”

“Cecil III - Final Consequence - Geoffrey Hamilton”

“3D printing myself a father figure”

“im ngl i always feel happy when people cant tell what i am on first glance. lol”

“if ur gay and ur buying a gun i support you but u better not have the amazon,com scope”

“https://t.co/UvP1qyYKav”

“Christmas Decoration - Waynne Warren”

“I think my phone is 3 years old and it still has the plastic on the screen”

“Genuinely excited about getting a pair of Crocs”

“@NeoYokel Haven’t you seen Drive? His best performance ever and he barely talks”