“this is how tim looked at my hometowns walmart”

“The best part about having a non american significant other is that you get to watch their disappointment happen live when you take them to a chain restaurant for the first time”

“I got that #swag! Do you???”

“A fond farewell on @NPRWeekend tomorrow morning 7-10 on that radio station that you like. https://t.co/UiHz214Y47”

“gonna become a hyperpop sensation just to spite my ex”

“He was actually alive he was just chilling out on his back. I put him in a plastic bag and put him in the punishment box (freezer) https://t.co/dYdLY0to4n”

“gaming”

“In the Obama years https://t.co/G12A6HMeDH”

“I'm just gonna let my eyeballs fall out of my head (in an emotional way)”

“coming up on the 5 year anniversary. wild”

“The pronunciation of the word QUEUE remains unchanged even after four of its letters have been removed.”

“:3”

“🎧😝👊💥🚨🚧🚫💉⚫️⛓🌎🚀🛰”

“@RuhiSleep and @TshweuMoleme talking about sleep You need to be here #MrTshweuSpaces https://t.co/EQuiKpVp3S”

“254,698”

“Dorian Keyboard”

“https://t.co/X4TgCP0vsi”

“🎧😝👊💥🚨🚧🚫💉⚫️⛓🌎🚀🛰”

“Yes! Come learn about #Sleep + #SocialMedia #MentalHealth and more in this @TwitterSpaces #TwitterSpaces Space! #MrTshweuSpaces https://t.co/ENNV2kuQ7E”

“254,698”

“Dorian Keyboard”

“A lot of the people who don’t want the vax also believe the official 9/11 story.”

“https://t.co/X4TgCP0vsi”

“Reminder : You Are Loved!”

“Still True 👇🏽 https://t.co/Enr9O2cFjR”

“I know it's not happening (yet) but I want a Pixel Watch that can compete with the Apple Watch so damn badly”

“Bands today are trying to sound like the 80s and 80s bands are trying to sound like today”

“I am releasing Ted Lasso, Squid Game, and Tiger King themed NFTs.”