“This video should be required viewing. “I’m only 10.” https://t.co/DTAQD1a7QY”

“*pop*”

“bro your ear....hey bro your whiskers....”

“😇 smile-halo + 🙁 slightly-frowning =”

“Update: A Facebook spokesperson says Mark restricted comments on his video because he "wanted to be able to easily see comments from his friends." (His friends can still reply.) They say it was unrelated to the Israel/Gaza comments. https://t.co/hVnp7I43xK”

“iPhoneの壁紙とかにどうぞ”

“Looking for Graphic Designer 🇺🇸 vs. 🇮🇩”

“bro your ear....hey bro your whiskers....”

“@NeoYokel HOW did you do it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

“😇 smile-halo + 🙁 slightly-frowning =”

“iPhoneの壁紙とかにどうぞ”

“Looking for Graphic Designer 🇺🇸 vs. 🇮🇩”

“bestie moment @Ashiisaurus”

“new round of banal discourse dropped”

“Twitter’s ‘Blue’ Subscription Service May Cost $2.99, Will Offer Undo Tweet Option https://t.co/gUGC5GUFxA by @julipuli”

“bestie moment @Ashiisaurus”

“new round of banal discourse dropped”

“Me: Hey Twitter can we have a temporary edit feature to fix typos? Twitter: 3 bucks a month to delete tweets, take it or leave it https://t.co/6dH6WsKYBY”

“@NeoYokel Maybe this is what you're looking for? "Split a body of text into multiple utterances if you want to apply different speech parameters [...] or you can introduce pauses between sentences by putting each into an utterance with a leading or trailing delay" https://t.co/LXp8xi55Ab”

“landed in Indianapolis 🏁Race time nah let see how they turn up. #bransoncognac #lecheminduroi”

“Imagine having all the room of a G5 and still putting your bag under the seat in front of you. https://t.co/7bgZSCM6x9”

“🤮 vomiting + 😚 kissing-blushing =”

“🤮 vomiting + 😚 kissing-blushing =”

“all technology was a mistake except for the pink ds lite”

“🤪 crazy + 😟 worried + 🇺🇳 flag-united-nations =”

“all technology was a mistake except for the pink ds lite”