“i bet he’s gonna play tech house”

“@NeoYokel I would cast Kyoko as Rick Ross here for SURE”

“Think my transformation into a Food YouTuber (FoodTuber?!) is complete”

“I am calling upon Clarence Thomas to step down from the Supreme Court. photo unrelated but I don’t know how to remove”

“https://t.co/3qKkt7yb4D”

“clean girl aesthetic is boring! women should be dirty and insane at all times”

“the tool is neofetch multiple machines, configured to show the result of a cli tool i wrote that outputs Pokémon sprites into images/xterm code https://t.co/BZz9ksZX2b”

“Madoka Magica parody of an LMFAO song: Everyday I'm Suffering”

“i love Oakland because i can walk around and say things like “oh , that’s the cemetery where a girl ate me out that one time””

“- with and.”

“i’ve finally woken up at a normal time… epic W”

“world's ending in five minutes, which group dm do you post a "world's ending in five minutes" meme to? those are your true friends, invest in them now.”

“LOL the last time i express myself in creative writing was in late 2019... this is like an earthquake popping out. i will try my best”

“good morning. i started writing poetry yesterday and my discord server is already a mess”

“https://t.co/bx3O57yPx3”

“Another day, another dollar”

“Entering my pod and leaving a three star Yelp review for the bug I just ate. “Fair but not daring” I say, eating another bug in my cozy pod.”

“They need to bring back Jet Set Radio”

“I thought jet set radio was a band”

“One of the most bizarre things in Washington is rich conservative lobbyists, legislators, and policymakers complaining about “elites” constantly. That’s… that’s you, buddy. You’re the elites.”

“https://t.co/cgyaBErWSd”

“Hi-Fi - TTourte”

“There are 403 septillion different combinations of the 26 letters of the alphabet. If you were to write one out every minute, you’d still only be 0.000000002% of the way through them all—even if you had started writing at the dawn of the universe, 14 billion years ago.”

“Nobilis - https://t.co/UnNap2AVrT”

“*Tells my mom I hiked 2 miles/1043 feet/4500 steps up Koko Crater Railway Trailhead* My mom:”