“The web version of this for my consulting practice.”

“So tempting”

“A TANTILLATION is a brief, throwaway moment of time.”

“performing in a moonlit garden with all my closest friends there and then going to mexican food after? i feel like the luckiest person in the world”

“this is now an @ivy_hollivana stan account. 💓💓💓💓💓💓✨”

“LIFE IS GOOD https://t.co/Usb4DgfHHV”

“https://t.co/CeAa2JTlAh”

“Replace the first Twilight movie with Tenet. They both star Robert Pattinson and honestly I think the plot would still make perfect sense. Won’t be explaining this further”

“@NeoYokel WE JUST BOUGHT A ROKU IM GONNA WATCH JIMMY NEUTRON”

“@NeoYokel sure”

“i love laying down”

“got to experience my first ct scan today!”

“The thing about Zack Snyder is that he is not good at making movies”

“Someone who is MEGALOPHONIC has a loud voice.”

“😱 horrified + 🤖 robot =”

“https://t.co/eaPKbEXIfD”

“God, I hope so”

“@NeoYokel Honestly, your tweets are so tame that if you got blocked by a journo, a blue check especially, it's honestly an accomplishment.”

“😱 horrified + 🤖 robot =”

“@NeoYokel I think they got mad about me laughing at Biden but I've always been laughing at both sides of the aisle. I guess it hurt when it finally landed on their side.”

“Got blocked by the most random people lmao?”

“https://t.co/eaPKbEXIfD”

“Youtubers will make "the fall of [insert name here]" videos and it'll just be about how they said they didn't like orange man on stream or how they think racism is bad and apparently taking those stances divides your audience which is such a huge sin”

“God, I hope so”