“eating rats”

“Took my ipad to the apple store to get the screen repaired and instead of taking it away to be fixed they just swapped it for a brand new one #ProudAppleCuck”

“Apple’s real lock-in is not the AppStore, it is ⌘C, ⌘V and ⌘X working everywhere - that’s why I can never go back to Linux or use Windows.”

“Bo Burnham is yet another example of what happens when kids don’t listen to angry, extremely loud punk music at a young age. No one who listened to SONGS ABOUT FUCKING would ever accept this.”

“anti-gardening group chat who want in”

“Ah I see we're entering the "all pride flags were made by people I don't like, so use this one, which I have copyright on" phase.”

“Powerful!”

“Let them make the call!”

“Let them make the call!”

“Ah I see we're entering the "all pride flags were made by people I don't like, so use this one, which I have copyright on" phase.”

“anti-gardening group chat who want in”

“Bo Burnham is yet another example of what happens when kids don’t listen to angry, extremely loud punk music at a young age. No one who listened to SONGS ABOUT FUCKING would ever accept this.”

“Apple’s real lock-in is not the AppStore, it is ⌘C, ⌘V and ⌘X working everywhere - that’s why I can never go back to Linux or use Windows.”

“Took my ipad to the apple store to get the screen repaired and instead of taking it away to be fixed they just swapped it for a brand new one #ProudAppleCuck”

“eating rats”

“INTUSSUSCEPTION is the act of taking in or absorbing something.”

“I’m excited to announce that I am now the Managing Editor for @SpoonUniversity! I’ll be leading the site towards a more Gen-Z direction with an emphasis on how food interacts with climate, culture, and community. I’m so stoked to be part of the team!! 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄”

“AM I HALLUCINATING OR DOES IT SAY POOLSIDE FM ON THIS PAGE? https://t.co/F97m2Vnc0c”

“AM I HALLUCINATING OR DOES IT SAY POOLSIDE FM ON THIS PAGE? https://t.co/F97m2Vnc0c”

“I’m excited to announce that I am now the Managing Editor for @SpoonUniversity! I’ll be leading the site towards a more Gen-Z direction with an emphasis on how food interacts with climate, culture, and community. I’m so stoked to be part of the team!! 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄”

“@TheSmokingTire how has your experience been with the Electrify America network and the Mustang Mach E so far?”

““people cancelled me for making transphobic jokes and i’d like to tell you all about it on the tv show hbo gave me” is still sending me”

“I am very fortunate that in my first three months of Mach E ownership I have not had to use a public charging station one single time. https://t.co/DgIOLvmLi8”

“I am very fortunate that in my first three months of Mach E ownership I have not had to use a public charging station one single time. https://t.co/DgIOLvmLi8”