“I miss her.”

“Densify the ecosystem - love it.”

“😛 tongue + 😢 crying =”

“if Kramer burst into my apartment like that I would beat the living shit out of him”

“if Kramer burst into my apartment like that I would beat the living shit out of him”

“😛 tongue + 😢 crying =”

“Densify the ecosystem - love it.”

“I miss her.”

“😜 winking-tongue + 😤 steam-from-nose =”

“😵 dizzy + 🥸 disguised =”

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“Guess I'm good until 2026 hell yeah https://t.co/tt8RVsnUSX”

“😵 dizzy + 🥸 disguised =”

“seeing a semi driving down the highway with no trailer attached is one of the little delights that makes it all worth it …”

“Guess I'm good until 2026 hell yeah https://t.co/tt8RVsnUSX”

“what i love about men is they take one good selfie and use it as their avatar for five years”

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“Antivirus software is the biggest scam of all time”

“😜 winking-tongue + 😤 steam-from-nose =”

“If Apple released an iMessage app for Android, would you use it Android users?”

“"all your base are belong to us" Wait, all of them? ALL of them?! Oh god, fuck, oh shit. shit shit shit fuck. ohhh god nooooooo noooOOOOOOO!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”

“@bonus_mosher Good idea lol”

“"all your base are belong to us" Wait, all of them? ALL of them?! Oh god, fuck, oh shit. shit shit shit fuck. ohhh god nooooooo noooOOOOOOO!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”

“@bonus_mosher Good idea lol”

“If Apple released an iMessage app for Android, would you use it Android users?”

“😜 winking-tongue + 😤 steam-from-nose =”

“Antivirus software is the biggest scam of all time”