“Unfortunately, we've entered an era of rigid conformity, decreased creativity and cultural degradation in music. There are numerous factors contributing to this malaise, but it will not last.”

“I love looking at my device stats right before WWDC. Overcast currently has more users on iOS 15 than on iOS 10 and 11 combined.”

“https://t.co/FRUiJGTCfp”

“https://t.co/sSWNxVHGzp”

“https://t.co/sSWNxVHGzp”

“@NeoYokel We need to be sending the white men (especially those who support diversity) out of software development”

“https://t.co/FRUiJGTCfp”

“@NeoYokel We need to be sending the white men (especially those who support diversity) out of software development”

“I love you”

“My American friends are awesome but they have much to learn about cuisine”

“(Replying to cnn article about millions dead in heat wave in India) epic fucking fail”

“Hello! I am looking for the sucking.”

“(Replying to cnn article about millions dead in heat wave in India) epic fucking fail”

“https://t.co/FRUiJGTCfp”

“Little reminder for WWDC. Be kind with your criticisms. There’s a human behind everything you see.”

“Hello! I am looking for the sucking.”

“Little reminder for WWDC. Be kind with your criticisms. There’s a human behind everything you see.”

“🤫 shushing + 🥺 pleading =”

“🤫 shushing + 🥺 pleading =”

“🤫 shushing + 🥺 pleading =”

“😲 astonished + 🤮 vomiting =”

“When will Apex Legends be free from the “tips and tricks” and “WOW HIGH KILL GAME” content on YouTube? Unless you’re popping 35 bombs or showing me how to put pathfinders grapple up his ass, please change the mf content!!!!!!!!!!”

“We're back. And we're only just getting started. Sebastian Vettel scores our first ever podium in @F1 at the Azerbaijan GP. #AstonMartin #AzerbaijanGP”

The latest Tweets from ※ David Blue ※ (@NeoYokel). used to write about cars. now complains about software | writing in public & ｈｅｒｅ ｔｏ ｈｅｌｐ! | if I've fucked up, TELL ME. ⏚ https://t.co/Av1eyCBnZ6 ⏚ ⒽⒺ ⸎ ⒽⒾⓂ. Columbia, MO

“😲 astonished + 🤮 vomiting =”