“new cat plushie called "POCKET PUSSY"”

“new cat plushie called "POCKET PUSSY"”

“I knew the new keyboard shortcuts view in iPadOS 15 reminded me of...something. Here it is: Control Center for iPad in iOS 10, five years ago. https://t.co/s3eIGUZpWu”

“Some perspective on just how big this tree was. 😳 Luckily I have only seen one car have to pull a U-Turn. Just a heads up for your Monday morning - you will definitely not be able to use Russell Blvd to get to W Broadway as of right now. @KOMUnews”

“The winds last night in Mid-Missouri were no joke. I am here at Russell Blvd and West Broadway where this tree is blocking the road. @KOMUnews”

“UPDATE, 7:35 a.m. Crews worked to clear downed trees and branches that caused multiple outages. Power has been restored to the Westridge neighborhood We appreciate your patience as Water & Light continues to alleviate issues as quickly as we can”

“They are the only whales regularly hunted by man.”

“@SamiLee_B @KOMUnews I do not know any specifics, sadly. We have been following the Boone, Columbia, and Callaway electric outage maps online and sharing on air. I have been trying to get ahold of someone in the city this morning to see when they expect to have solutions, but no answer yet.”

“Some perspective on just how big this tree was. 😳 Luckily I have only seen one car have to pull a U-Turn. Just a heads up for your Monday morning - you will definitely not be able to use Russell Blvd to get to W Broadway as of right now. @KOMUnews”

“The winds last night in Mid-Missouri were no joke. I am here at Russell Blvd and West Broadway where this tree is blocking the road. @KOMUnews”

“Dad’s day. A long one. Rest in peace to my hero.”

“Dad’s day. A long one. Rest in peace to my hero.”

“⛓️processional⛓️ https://t.co/NRWgfdpf3r”

“⛓️processional⛓️ https://t.co/NRWgfdpf3r”

“Here’s to everyone who’s dad is gone, and/or for whom today is tough because dad isn’t present for other reasons. See you.”

“Magicians do exist. https://t.co/w1s1pSVTMx”

“Today's words:.spontaneity ?..respect? Love, tW”

“https://t.co/JRXxMu4jrI”

“Today's words:.spontaneity ?..respect? Love, tW”

“Is ricking morty even popular anymore. i feel like even the big fans got embarrassed when the szechuan sauce pickle rick stuff happened and now its all adult swim astroturfing”

“Something that is QUINQUEFARIOUS is divided into five parts.”

“Fun fact: I was split between going to school for film, recording engineering, or watchmaking”

“Watchmakers, they're called watchmakers https://t.co/bpVIce8Q6M”

“https://t.co/JRXxMu4jrI”

“most people who are "famous for being famous" are actually famous because they're supernormally suitable as a target of fixation. the persona equivalent of being seven feet tall and ending up in the NBA.”

“@NeoYokel I don’t think good results should require “cleverness”!”

“@NeoYokel i’ve never wanted to interact with a “webdev trick””