“What have you done with your life loser”

“screenshot every post you like, download every film you love, every album, video, drawing, book, and meme that means something to you. they are all ephemera. nothing on here is eternal. you have to play the part of the archivist; because no one else will.”

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The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“Sunny days are officially here! ☀️💕 What are some of your favorite summer activities?”

“https://t.co/faMnBHrYYM”

“Slowly but continuously making new sea slug stickers....exhausted.. Jorunna parva https://t.co/tgGP7OjlkK”

“Hands up 🙌 if you want to dive into this photo right now. 🦈 📷 Instagram user 'steve_woods_photography' 🛥 Crystal Divers South Africa - https://t.co/Abev6QTFlN 📍 Umkomaas, KwaZulu-Natal”

“Someone got Asian food ordered to my house and it sat outside all night I think. I'm sorry but I'm taking the Dr. Pepper that came with their order. This is a sacrament.”

“Phone died and I had to go use the restroom, so I brought a book. While I was reading, one of my cats walked up to me and stared. His stare felt different. Wasn't sure why at first. Then I realized: He'd never seen me read a book before. He was so confused. What a fucking burn.”

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“Professional at squandering opportunities.”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“Sunny days are officially here! ☀️💕 What are some of your favorite summer activities?”

“https://t.co/faMnBHrYYM”

“Every male selfie is a cry for help”

“Slowly but continuously making new sea slug stickers....exhausted.. Jorunna parva https://t.co/tgGP7OjlkK”

“This is like right here 😣😣😣 wanna go diving 😭 https://t.co/sE3Fc3CVra”

“the scariest experiment that just doesn’t sit right with me was that one that found human beings have the ability to influence outcomes”

“Someone got Asian food ordered to my house and it sat outside all night I think. I'm sorry but I'm taking the Dr. Pepper that came with their order. This is a sacrament.”

“😔 pensive + 😶 mouthless =”

“😔 pensive + 😶 mouthless =”

“🤣 ROFL + 😍 hearts-eyes + 🚬 cigarette =”

“https://t.co/ay3L6uSpTV”

“🤣 ROFL + 😍 hearts-eyes + 🚬 cigarette =”

“https://t.co/ay3L6uSpTV”