“@NeoYokel @viticci @ClubMacStories Haha that came out in May I believe but it's making its rounds :)”

“Long Girl”

“everyone stay out of the midwest this is my zone now i will bite you if you come here and build another chain store or buy up all the property to rent it back out”

“https://t.co/4RfOvYaRbC”

“i can’t believe i actually used to care about what i was wearing in public now i just go to the store wearing pyjamas and a wrinkled shirt”

“Last-minute heads up: the poll on page 46 of my book closes in 24h. Get your votes in quick”

“I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast I will not start a DnD podcast”

“gonna learn video editing software and make edgy TOHO kaiju amv’s gimme music suggestions (linkin park is a free space on the bingo card its too “no duh”)”

“😭 in-tears + 🥺 pleading =”

“Got bored made this.”

“this isn't true shrek didnt say this i watched the movie . Also twitter isn't in the movie https://t.co/qAy4LBBygn”

“I regret to inform you all that this cover art goes absurdly hard and was too ahead of it's time”

“🤬 cursing + 🤡 clown =”

“lol if you think your kids are gonna remember going on a walk and not where they were when goku went super saiyan https://t.co/yCR6QkmG4C”

“I regret to inform you all that this cover art goes absurdly hard and was too ahead of it's time”

“People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.”

“🤬 cursing + 🤡 clown =”

“feel like this is 100% untrue.”

“People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Kansas City.”

“🤣 ROFL + 🤕 head-hurt =”

“TWICE said”

“Aaaaaaaaand Tosh has officially lost his mind”

“😿 sad-cat + 🤐 zipper-mouth + 👋 waving-hand =”

“🤣 ROFL + 🤕 head-hurt =”

“TWICE said”

“😵‍💫 new emoji just dropped”

“Aaaaaaaaand Tosh has officially lost his mind”

“😿 sad-cat + 🤐 zipper-mouth + 👋 waving-hand =”